“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
"I've had a crush on you for years"
- Thread starter The Mad Ghost
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
sharkbeat
Master Don Juan
If you said it in a playful way, that counts as being funny - especially on girls you just met!zekko said:
Die Hard
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I continued like this:
Me: "Wow, I'm pouring out my heart and this is all you have to say?"
Her: "Seriously, have I been on your mind all week long? I only know you from last week, right?"
Me: "Okay one week then, instead of years. But let's be serious, our genes are superior. We owe it to the world of modelling to make babies!"
She hasn't replied to that and it's been 15 minutes since I sent it. Her first responses were within a few minutes, so I guess I fukked up
.Too bad, I had sort of given up on her anyway. I sent her a text Sunday morning, she replied, I sent another one and then she just didn't reply anymore. So I had given up on her after that anyway.
"Wow, I'm pouring out my heart and this is all you have to say?"
that line doesn't really do anything for you and ruins the conversation everytime. The only reason why it has worked in CHATS is because the follow up right away with something witty. You can't follow up right away in text/messages since you're not really having a conversation like chats. Chatting and messaging are different. Messages you need to choose your words more carefully. You can still do this still saying retarded a$$ funny sh!t.
What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.
You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
The Mad Ghost
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AAAgent is right. Its better to do this on a chat form, rather than text. Not saying that it doesn't work. The thing with this spectacular series of trolling success is that you can abruptly change subjects of conversations by making ambiguous statements. Thats how women think anyway. They'll be talking about something, then out of nowhere, they talk about another subject right off the bat.
This type of conversation doesn't allow the girl to feel calm and relaxed - relaxed, unwinding and complacency is not flirting. You should understand the tension, excitement, and leadership involved in redirecting a conversation.
Heres another line you can throw in there (stack):
"Heavenly blessed beauty, whose beauty is so devine and everlasting (insert crude/dirty favor here) " etc etc.
- srs (serious)
- cereal (for real)
- mirin (admiring)
Just incase you get stuck when they ask "What does xyz mean? .."
backbreaker
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a (much much much much) better boa;rd for that type of stuff however is the-mainboard.com and just go to the main board forum. it's supposed to be a college recruiting board, but it's basically a huge misc forum.
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. Also, some of my lines might come off worse to you than they really are because I'm translating them to English for you guys Well, it seems I didn't fukk things up just yet. When she hadn't responded for 20 minutes, I followed up with this (mind you, this was directly after my second-last post, I didn't read AAA's and Mad's advice yet):
Me: "Well, your silence tells it all: I'll be lonely forever
And the world misses out on a new top model, I'll forward Calvin Klein's claim for damages to you when it comes!"Her: "You have some pretty wild plans! By the way, I'm not sitting with my phone in my hands all night long, so... You planning to go out with Christmas?"
Me: "Well, I'm a wild man
I haven't scheduled anything yet, you gonna show me around town in that hamlet you live in?" (she lives in some far off tiny village)Didn't get a reply after this, but this was at midnight so I guess she'll reply tomorrow.
Too bad it took 11 pages worth to see an actual success story.
I realize I have another 40+ pages to go but IMO this is only going to work on chicks with a really good sense of humour. (Which isn't very many).
MOst are just going to be confused and the ones that think they are hot are just saying "You're sweet" Thanks for the ego massage.
Funny nonetheless.
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I saw that thread
Anyway
come at me bro
you mad ?
i aint even mad
forever alone
forever calzone
etc etc ... misc rules.
The Mad Ghost
Senior Don Juan
Aware me brah? Mods are locking threads like crazy recently.kush said:
ARrocket
Master Don Juan
Girl I cold approached at a grocery store 3 months ago, she stopped texting back:
ARrocket: I have a confession to make...
HB: Okay...?
ARrocket: I've had a crush on you for years.
HB: That's impossible considering you met me once like 3 months ago
ARrocket: Don't deny my feelings. I destroy the impossible. When are we gonna get togetha?
No response
ARrocket: When you gon let me clap dem cheeks? I know you been mirin the aesthetics.
No response
ARrocket: Forever alone
I need to find a girl on Facebook without any mutual friends so I can do it over there, texting sucks!
Audiophile
Don Juan
^^^^ ThisSlickster said:
Unless she secretly had a crush on you as well and you have known her for that long, I doubt this would ever work.
Use on low quality chicks who have self esteem issues and you may get some success.
But use this on any semi-hot girl who has it together and she will know it for what it is, a silly line that you picked up from an Internet Forum and either send you down in flames or into LJBF territory.
Gray The Prince
Master Don Juan
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.