Can't you just lie to girls?
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Can you lie to the ladies, Ooh ooh wee
yes sir, that's the 1 million dollar slumdog question,
but life isn't like a retro classic video game, you see,
because in life the road doesn't go only one way, one exit out
like the linear levels from Crash Bandicoot on PlayStation,
like rings Sonic on Dreamcast, and the coins of Mario from Nintendo,
it depends on the severity and type of the situation,
saying im the town outlaw, the best in the wild Wild West
is exaggeration, saying i ride a Pegasus with armor from Sparta
is a true lie, but a white lie is saying you don't look fat in the rosy red dress,
manipulation is me saying you remind me of the painting Mona Lisa,
when your name is Lisa and you hate art, and im a true fan of science.
Its only lying when you ego is shaken and your id is involved,
and you think , i need to say this, insecurely ill tell her i have....
a fancy car, a high status, a big estate with cellar of 18 century champagne,
its only lying when they ask you "Are seeing other girls?",
and you tell each one "NO" like a robot, like a 21 century love machine,
and don't feel feelings, empathy or symphathy towards your nighttime desires,
but i can't answer you question, all i can say is that it varies, like job flyers
karma may come from Valentine's past and ghost haunt you,
depending on the ocean currents and how you captain your ship, "The Situation".
It depends on the situation, and a white lie is healthy, but exaggeration , lies and manipulation are not
yes sir, that's the 1 million dollar slumdog question,
but life isn't like a retro classic video game, you see,
because in life the road doesn't go only one way, one exit out
like the linear levels from Crash Bandicoot on PlayStation,
like rings Sonic on Dreamcast, and the coins of Mario from Nintendo,
it depends on the severity and type of the situation,
saying im the town outlaw, the best in the wild Wild West
is exaggeration, saying i ride a Pegasus with armor from Sparta
is a true lie, but a white lie is saying you don't look fat in the rosy red dress,
manipulation is me saying you remind me of the painting Mona Lisa,
when your name is Lisa and you hate art, and im a true fan of science.
Its only lying when you ego is shaken and your id is involved,
and you think , i need to say this, insecurely ill tell her i have....
a fancy car, a high status, a big estate with cellar of 18 century champagne,
its only lying when they ask you "Are seeing other girls?",
and you tell each one "NO" like a robot, like a 21 century love machine,
and don't feel feelings, empathy or symphathy towards your nighttime desires,
but i can't answer you question, all i can say is that it varies, like job flyers
karma may come from Valentine's past and ghost haunt you,
depending on the ocean currents and how you captain your ship, "The Situation".
It depends on the situation, and a white lie is healthy, but exaggeration , lies and manipulation are not
nateistoraw
Don Juan
Be honest! No matter what? It seems like you just neeed to improve yourself. Travel, get better hobbies, go to the gym, try to accomplish some dreams. Also, party.
Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.
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