50 Game '09

Welcome everyone, it's your neighborhood @sshole, with a fresh new thread!

(Or rather copying and pasting an old thread)

I've been rather stagnant lately and I need a reason (albeit not a very good one) to do some approaches.

I'm sure all the college students are gearing up for the new semester, in anticipation of unique learning experiences, fulfilling tasks and most importantly...


You got it, Chicas! Allllllrighty, let's get down to bizniz(sp?). This is going to be my thread where I play my 50 game. For the uninitiated, I will approach 50 girls and write down the good, the bad, and the Michael Jackson ugly.

My Rules?

1. I must be willing to bang her. :yes:

2. I musn't have had prior dialogue w/ her.

3. I must attempt SOME TYPE OF CLOSE. :flowers:

4. I must either approach her solo, or be the leading man. :woo:

5. All approaches will count starting Sept. 5 2008 till Dec 31, 2008

If anybody on this forum feels like they can do better than me, or just have the testicular fortitude to play, show me what you got, this thread is for you too. Keep in mind, I'm no beginner, but beginners are def welcome. Who's willing to step up and play the 50 Game '09?

(Yes, I understand that its 2008)

what the hey. I'm in

Alright Macallik, sounds groovy. Great to have you aboard.

So I'm at the mall today taking care some business with my friend. I spot a Cute Latina there walking around with a board and paper; obviously there to do some surveys. I figure what the hell and step in

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#1 Who's The Boss?
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Rex Man: Hey what's up, you doing surveys or something? Messing with people?

Cute Latina: (Looking over at what presumably is her boss) Yeah, I'm just asking a few questions.

RM: Well I got a few questions for you, what's your name? How much they paying you per person?

CL: (glancing between me and boss down the mall) It's Cute Latina, and I'm getting 8$ an hour.

RM: 1000$ an hour?!?!

CL: (laughs) NO, 8$ an hour! And you're going to get me in trouble!

RM: I see how it is, you won't survey me cuz I"m black.

CL: No, we're looking for black people we...

RM: What kind of racist crap is that?!? (jokingly serious look)

CL: (Laughs)

RM: No but I don't wanna get you trouble so how about I just call you when your shift is over.

CL: (She gives me some bullsh!t story about her phone that I can't recall), but I can hit you up when I get off.

RM:..........Yeah, I bet.

CL: Really!

I write down the number against my better judgement. I hate when I get the 'give me YOUR number' routine. Hardly ever turns out productive.

FAILURE

0/1


Later on I'm clothes shopping for my new job when this Average Looking Chick that works there is giving me serious signs. I figure Average is better than the palm and go to work

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#2 Too Clothes for Comfort
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Rex Man: Hey is this all the preppy crap you guys got?

Average Looking Chick: (Smiles) yeah

RM: Ok, I'm just not used to looking for preppy clothes, I need some for my job so I was wondering if you could help me.

AVL: Yeah, of course.

(We look at variou articles and fluff talk for a bit, until I decide it's about time to close)

RM: You've been too helpful AVL, I gotta repay you. What are your plans Tuesday?

AVL: ummmmm, nothing outside of school.

RM: What college you at?

AVL: lol, I'm in High School!

RM: A Senior?

AVL: No I'm a junior.

RM: I See.......well I do thank you for your expertise, I'll probably be back after I check out Kohls.

AVL:....ok.

FAILURE

If she was at least 18 I would have been cleared for take-off. Them be the breaks I guess.

0/2 So far.....not good.

Well, I've been disgustingly busy with Meps processing but I'm back. Not only that I got what I feel is my best # close yet. Although I've closed hotter I've never closed DURING AN INTERVIEW before. Talk about a confidence booster. (And one hell of a recommendation)

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#3 Back 2 Work
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(The lady looks to be only 5-6 years older than myself and is pretty cute but I wouldn't dare make a move because that could turn out very bad. However after asking me only 1-2 question about my interest in the store and credentials; she quickly switches gears.)

Interviewer chick: So how did you like (your college)?

Rex Man: It was cool. I didn't party a whole lot (a blatant lie)

IC: (Smiles) It's ok, you don't have to tell me the truth. I'm sure the girls were all over you.

RM: (Now obviously joking) Nope, I told the ladies, "I'm doing homework tonight. I will not have any of that")

IC: (laughs) you're so full of ****!

RM: (I can see that she's just openly flirting now so I decide what the hell, and test the waters) If I do get the job I wanna work in this store.

IC: Why is that

RM: Because you work here

IC: (Embarassed smile) I'll see what I can do

(She proceeds to tell me how she only likes Hispanics and Blacks ((She's White)) and all but throws the close at me)

RM: Well you seem convinced that you can get me in.

IC: Of course, I'm the store manager. I'll just tell (the district manager) that I need help at the store

RM: You're too nice to me. I have to make it up to you. Let me take you out to the show, my treat.

IC: That's sounds good.

SUCCESS!

I usually go 50/50 on 'dates', but hell, she got me a job. That was kinda thrown my way but it's still a noteworthy close IMO.

1/3 Gotta pick it up.

Sorry forgot about this thread.

After procrastinating all night, my ride is leaving and i just go in:

M: Hey I think you're cute. I'd like to hang out some time. How bout I get your number
Girl: (smiling) I don't know you
M: Well if you give me your number you can get to know me
Girl: I don't know you
M: So thats a no, huh
Girl: <turns away from me>
M: <exit stage right>

0/1

Was posted up in the club, twisting my body from side to side when I see a girl wave and beckon me over. I did the self-point like "me? Really?" and then went in.

Teena: You remember me
Macallik: Ummm no
Teena: I'm Akilah's friend
Macallik: Ohhh. I think i saw you out with her once
Teena: Yea she is away right now

Then we randomly start talking about books and what we have read recently. She keeps playfully hitting me when I make a joke or say something ****y or funny and I tell her stop being so abusive, I'm not ready for an abusive relationship to which she laughs and hits me harder.

Teena: I'm sorry, here we are talkin bout books while we are in the club
Macallik: Well what do you normally talk about in the club?
Teena: Ummm I dunno. other clubs

blah blah blah

Eventually my friend is ready to leave and I figure, fvck it, I might as well go for the close, she said Akilah is away in school and maybe her and Akilah aren't that close.

Macallik: Alright, I'm heading out. before I go can I get your number
Teena: <utter look of disdain and disbelief> No!
Macallik: <exit stage right>

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Ouch




0/2

I hit the club last night. To set the scene, they decided to have no lights on other than around the bar area for some reason today, so it was a crap shoot when it came to approaching chicks. The nightclub had the distinct aroma of marjiuana and what my mind tends to associate with pvssy for some reason unbeknownst to me. So I was getting horny and a little high at the same time

This particular night, instead of dancing my ass off, i decided to post up and just oogle chickitas. There is a girl in one of those female hybrid dress/top thingymadoohickys and I am checking her out hard. I would bob from side to side and maybe do a little step or two but I was focused on her and let her know I was watching and would flash a smile every now and then.

After a couple songs-worth of me doing this, she comes up next to me and then starts dancing in front of me before backing into me with a smile. We starts ta grinding and then she is all over me. Like you know there is a chick that is kinda sorta interested in you while you dance and then there is the other chick who is running her hands all over you and leaning in extra close while you are dancing. She was either really drunk or really attracted. Actually I think she was both. Shibbbbbeeeee!

Anyways, this stuff doesn't really happen to me ALLL of the time but I handle myself accordingly. I spotted my previous crush from high school out and about that night and i wasn't sure if she wasn't present so I dodged this random girl's attempt at a kiss on the dancefloor

Later on though I took her into one of those couch/booths that they have in like every club in the world, and get her to sit in-between my legs. We kiss and her dress/top is kinda riding up so I can see her cotton white panties. I start rubbing her over her panties until she removes my hand after like 20 seconds, but when I try and take things somewhere quiet to have some fun she says she can't coz she has a boyfriend and a son waiting at home. I let her know that that doesn't phaze me but I think she started thinking about them and she bolts and goes to the other side of the club.

Drunk b!tches, smh



I didn't even get the number but I did kiss her and I'm counting that as a close goddamit!!!!1


1/3

I did the 50 game this weekend lol, but I only managed to approach 35, though I gave my self till election day, but day approaches have much more anxiety.

way to make me feel insignificant there guy :thumbsup: