Myspace Tips from a PROFESSIONAL Myspace Pimp

Yeah, that's me, I'm not bragging, but I want to give you stats to back up the advice I'm about to give...

In the last 3 years, I have used the internet to have sex with about 60 girls. This includes 50 girls straight from Myspace in the last 2 years (been using myspace for 2 years now).

Here are some golden not-so-obvious tips about using Myspace properly:

1) Use only myspace, all other sites are trash (free sites don't have enough people on them, and pay sites are not free, lol) - Myspace is the biggest and free

2) Have your best pictures up, profile doesn't really matter, though if you have some free time, feel free to make your page look pimpin with one of those free editors.

3) When you first join and have 0 friends, take the first day or 2 to send friend requests to about 50 girls AND 50 guys. It doesn't matter if you know them or not, the point is, according to Myspace, you will have "friends" (this makes you look legit and not like a fake). Out of those 100, at least 20 should add you back just for the hell of it if anything.

4) You have to spam-message girls. This is both time efficient and will weed out the girls who you don't want waste time on! Browse for girls within 20 miles of your location who are SINGLE (when you do this, you are browsing for girls who joined Myspace and put single as their status because they are hoping some smooth guy messages them). Write up a message to send. It doesn't matter what it is, but preferably, you cut to the chase - tell them you want to talk because bla bla bla shes hot, shes interesting, or whatever. You can then send that same message to 100 girls.

5) Most girls will not reply. That is because either a) they know its spam, or b) they dont like how u look. However it does not matter, because out of 100, about 10-20 should reply and you will get their screen names. These girls that replied, if your game is good from here on out, you should be able to meet up with all of them. A girl will not reply with her screen name unless she has some interest in you. EVEN IF SHE THINKS ITS A SPAM MESSAGE, she'll still reply if she likes your profile/pics.

6) Spamming is a great way to find your type of girl. Personally, I like cute girls who are very sweet. So, I know for a fact that if I send a girl a message like, "hey baby you are absolutely gorgeous, what's your sn?" and she replies "awww ur so sweet, your a cutie too, my sn is XXXXX", then I know I've found me a sweet girl. That's how it works. Sure, out of 100, maybe 3 will reply like that. But guess what?? You spend just 45 minutes spamming 100 girls, and after 45 minutes, you have just found 3 girls that are girlfriend material! (and 10 others that you can possibly ****). So you save a ton of time!

7) Don't you DARE send messages to girls who have a private page or who have not logged in for more than a week - that's just a waste of time, period.

8) If she replies nicely and says she does not have a screen name, tell her to tell you about herself. She will tell you about herself 100% of the time - then write up a few paragraphs about yourself too, and at the end tell her your cell #, and ask for hers - 50% of the time she'll give it to you.

Good advice.

My buddy met the girl he'll probably end up marrying on Myspace.

KontrollerX said:

Good advice.

My buddy met the girl he'll probably end up marrying on Myspace.

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same here

ive also met like 5 good LTR girls in the last 2 years too.........what everyone needs to keep in mind is that most girls who u see in real life on the street/clubs/parties/work, they ALL have a myspace

so, myspace isnt exactly some creepy internet thing

Instead of having random friends would it be ok to use something that hides the friends and comments?

Ok, I still don't care for picking up girls off myspace. (I don't want to argue about this.) But... I do use myspace to keep intouch with friends who are out of city/state.

I will though, contribute a tip. I don't know if this has been said or suggested or really even is a tip... I like to switch up my background and music on my page to keep things new and fresh. Usually, I get complimented or some kind of feed back saying "Oh I like your new background/song." "Its cool, interesting, scary, ect.."

Maybe, that could help get a convo going...

Myspace got me laid again last night. I actually knew her years ago, but have been messaging a lot on myspace. I agree that it is a great tool. The only question I would make about your advice is that if you live in a rural area, you will run out of girls to spam. So the smaller your potential audience, the less generic the messages. Instead of sending out 100 generic messages, I send out 10 individually tailored ones, and get 1-3 responses, the hotter the girl, the less likely she is to respond. It's the same method, just a little more work and on a smaller scale. Asking for the number, like you point out, is key. Get to the phone asap, then the first phone call sets up the first meeting and lasts no longer than 5-10 minutes. And then don't call her again until you meet.

Maxtro said:

Instead of having random friends would it be ok to use something that hides the friends and comments?

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yea its fine, it makes it look like your so high value that you want your privacy.........HIDING your friends looks different than a thing on your page that says "Maxtro has 1 friend (and its Tom lol)"..........so yea, people can tell the diffrence between hiding friends, and having 0 friends, cuz the ZERO is actually written on your profile, and the hidden is just that, HIDDEN lol

Bible_Belt said:

Myspace got me laid again last night. I actually knew her years ago, but have been messaging a lot on myspace. I agree that it is a great tool. The only question I would make about your advice is that if you live in a rural area, you will run out of girls to spam. So the smaller your potential audience, the less generic the messages. Instead of sending out 100 generic messages, I send out 10 individually tailored ones, and get 1-3 responses, the hotter the girl, the less likely she is to respond. It's the same method, just a little more work and on a smaller scale. Asking for the number, like you point out, is key. Get to the phone asap, then the first phone call sets up the first meeting and lasts no longer than 5-10 minutes. And then don't call her again until you meet.

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good advice too, my way just saves time and gets the message out there to more potential hook ups

Show us ur myspace Real.

i dont want sosuave haters messaging girls on my friend list saying shyt......u do realize that 80% of the guys on here HATE me lol

Real said:

i dont want sosuave haters messaging girls on my friend list saying shyt......u do realize that 80% of the guys on here HATE me lol

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Hey Real, pm me your myspace.

YOu can go for that sweet line, or you can go into the "Do i know you, cause you look familier", then go into how you were at a party dance or the mall or something and a story along with it and that you thought you saw someone that looked liked her.... then get sn....but its all about calibration........ b4 getting screen name you can go into how she is a sexual predator...... and that she is going to rape you if you add her as a friend.....but still add her to your myspace anyways....... and then get sn......... once you get the sn.... the next step is to get her number....... but you need to be playful when online....and use alot of expressions like hahah or lol or anything that has a playful vibe to it........ then say that "youre pretty cool for a sexual predator, but we need to hang out sometime, whats your number, promise not to rape me....".......remember its all about calibration..... one you get the number you can meet up with them later on.....if you dont get a number keep trying, but dont be needy....... After you get her number....text her, but text her when you want to hang out.......... when you text her it still has to be funny and a playful vibe........ use roleplaying like........ hey whats up, we should hang out, but promise not to rape me............ or something............ and then tell her where youre going and TELL her to meet you there....dont ask, but tell her............. you will get resistance on somethings, but always keep rying, but dont be needy.... keep it playful..... when you do meetup you should have enough game to know what to do.....or if you dont....call yourself out on it..hhahaha
hope it helps.....

remember its not all about one lines either....you acutally need to talk to them for a little bit (get to know them) before getting to another phase...the phases are...myspace, aim, number,texting, phone call, meetup.....you can skip steps and do it in any orderm but you have to make sure they dont flake on you.... You dont need that much time to past to get their number from the 1st interaction....but you need some time to pass to call them or text them to hang out with them, cause that is so weird to meetup with someone that you just met online.....but remember its all about calibration.....

hope it help

Real, there are 2 problems with your advice.


1. Don't compliment them on their looks, they get it enough, you don't wanna sound like every chump..focus on yourself as the prize, not her as the prize..very important.

2. You forgot to mention that you need to have comments indicating interest from other girls on your page, this way chix see you're wanted by other women which in turn increases their interest level. This is the ABSOLUTE MOST important part of the MySpace charade. I'm surprised you missed that, that's the first thing a guy should know when sarging on MySpace. If you don't have women(hot ones) leaving you comments of interest on your page, then I seriously suggest not even having a MySpace, because I can promise you it will kill your game(with MOST hot chix on there). Either you delete your MySpace, or you hide your comments section if you can, if you know how to do that.

I tried this out even before the 1st myspace thread. All of it worked with success. I would go in cycles, then eventually get back on after the fun is over with the last batch of girls.

Spam like crazy and stay away from HB 10s-AWs. Half of them are guys promoting their webcam/porn sites. But if you know a girl is worthy then I suggest writing a good personal email, not a cut & paste.

Also if you're into Asians then you should all try Friendster. Majority of their users anti-myspace, or just don't take it as serious.

A professional myspace pimp would be someone who makes a living pimping out girls, using myspace. I know for a fact you don't do that....why lie to just get people's attention skip?

edger said:

Real, there are 2 problems with your advice.


1. Don't compliment them on their looks, they get it enough, you don't wanna sound like every chump..focus on yourself as the prize, not her as the prize..very important.

2. You forgot to mention that you need to have comments indicating interest from other girls on your page, this way chix see you're wanted by other women which in turn increases their interest level. This is the ABSOLUTE MOST important part of the MySpace charade. I'm surprised you missed that, that's the first thing a guy should know when sarging on MySpace. If you don't have women(hot ones) leaving you comments of interest on your page, then I seriously suggest not even having a MySpace, because I can promise you it will kill your game(with MOST hot chix on there). Either you delete your MySpace, or you hide your comments section if you can, if you know how to do that.

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I totally missed the "tell them you want to talk because bla bla bla shes hot, shes interesting, or whatever." Good catch, Edger. And yeah, I never tell a girl she's hot or give compliments. For example, if a girl has a pic of her in a bikin with a dog, 90% of the comments guys leave will be 'ur hot' or something similar. Mine will be like, "Nice dog; he's a mixed breed, right?"

Real said:

3) When you first join and have 0 friends, take the first day or 2 to send friend requests to about 50 girls AND 50 guys. It doesn't matter if you know them or not, the point is, according to Myspace, you will have "friends" (this makes you look legit and not like a fake). Out of those 100, at least 20 should add you back just for the hell of it if anything.

4) You have to spam-message girls. This is both time efficient and will weed out the girls who you don't want waste time on! Browse for girls within 20 miles of your location who are SINGLE (when you do this, you are browsing for girls who joined Myspace and put single as their status because they are hoping some smooth guy messages them). Write up a message to send. It doesn't matter what it is, but preferably, you cut to the chase - tell them you want to talk because bla bla bla shes hot, shes interesting, or whatever. You can then send that same message to 100 girls.

5) Most girls will not reply. That is because either a) they know its spam, or b) they dont like how u look. However it does not matter, because out of 100, about 10-20 should reply and you will get their screen names. These girls that replied, if your game is good from here on out, you should be able to meet up with all of them. A girl will not reply with her screen name unless she has some interest in you. EVEN IF SHE THINKS ITS A SPAM MESSAGE, she'll still reply if she likes your profile/pics.

6) Spamming is a great way to find your type of girl. Personally, I like cute girls who are very sweet. So, I know for a fact that if I send a girl a message like, "hey baby you are absolutely gorgeous, what's your sn?" and she replies "awww ur so sweet, your a cutie too, my sn is XXXXX", then I know I've found me a sweet girl. That's how it works. Sure, out of 100, maybe 3 will reply like that. But guess what?? You spend just 45 minutes spamming 100 girls, and after 45 minutes, you have just found 3 girls that are girlfriend material! (and 10 others that you can possibly ****). So you save a ton of time!

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So, you're basically spamming only really local girls with hundreds of PMs with a 20% success rate?

I guess the question then is don't you run out of girls after about a week? Or hit up the same ones...or even run into some who rejected you around town?

I've "met" a couple off Myspace...but most had found me first. The few I PM'd on my own I tried to select carefully. Anyhow, there's a few that I could probably date if they were local, but they're not even close to that.

Skip, y are u still around?
U've been banned from here and Player Supreme's site. Why go to a place again that has banned you already?

But besides that, great advice.

What I love is when you get this spam from some girl, and she's not even real, and she's like... MySpace wont let me post naked pictures so check out my site. Her profile is dull and its like a paragraph and a hot photo.

You then look at the guys that added the girl, and they are all TOOLS, and MORONS. Yo babe, thanks for the add, you look lucious.

Total losers, and they have a boner cause some random fake girl added them.

Gotta love it :kick:

You then look at the guys that added the girl, and they are all TOOLS, and MORONS. Yo babe, thanks for the add, you look lucious.

Total losers, and they have a boner cause some random fake girl added them.

"Comment my pics!"

Yeah, those guys are hilarious. I have noticed the same thing.