Cornell and ugly chicks

tiburon · Aug 8, 2003

Man i have to say women from Miami are the best looking woman of the world but why the heck are the chicks in Cornell so average. I have lowered my standards but thats not the only problem. A 7 in Miami is an 11 at Cornell University and a 8 here is like a 5 in Miami. The other problem is this girls are big headed .They walk like if they were all that and are defenetely attention *****s. I have gotten so many phone numbers but i just havent been able to close a deal in the last two weeks. I am the total opposite from most boys in campus. I am poor and extremely athletic compare to many of my AFC peers, but this woman I dont know whats their deal, they seem to like AFCS who they can dominate and control over a DJ. Is like a reverse world. I just want to fvck them but man are they ridiculous big headed. Any toughts on this?

Tiburon

Aztec · Aug 8, 2003

Think as if you are Superman in Bizzaro World.

Ronin I · Aug 8, 2003

Hey Tiburon - I'm a Cornell grad ('97) and it was pretty much the same when I was there.

The good-looking girls are few and far between (and most of them are spoiled princesses from Long Island).

Anyway what worked for me (granted I was an AFC back in those days) was getting them drunk and exposing them to the world of drugs. It's college - girls want to loosen up and explore (even these stuck-up, nerdy b!tches that inhabit Cornell).

tiburon · Aug 8, 2003

lol HEY RONIN WAZ UP BRO

MAn atleast you understand my dilema ..whats wrong with them HOES.....

Yeah i am drug free but i guess is time for alcohol for this slutty princesses...What did you study at Cornell and what are you doing now.....

Tiburon

Ronin I · Aug 8, 2003

I was a Psych major. Right now I'm in business school up in Rochester (about 1 1/2 hours northwest of Ithaca in case you don't know).

Another thing I can suggest (I don't know what year you are though) is to either consider joining a frat (I wasn't in a frat - just wasn't my thing) or make sure to make a lot of friends in the different fraternities.

The Greek presence is huge at Cornell and it is a good avenue to meet women (mixers with sororities, parties, etc).

I chose not to pledge a frat but I made a ton of friends my freshman year so I had many friends in a lot of different houses.

The fraternities are a great resource for picking up b!tches. (and for other things).

Oh yeah - you don't necessarily have to do drugs but it helps to know where to find some in case the little sluts wanna get fvcked up

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Gonzalo · Aug 8, 2003

I hear ya

LOL I just had reply to this Tiburon...

What I see generally is that Cornell girls are "afraid" of people outside of thir circle of friends and things like that. Say, many girls (specially the "good girls") think its so cool to go and have a smoothie in one of those places near town with their fellow geeky friends. Not to mention the ethnic aspects (blacks hanging out with blacks, japanese with japanese, etc) which make it more of a shock when one of us Latin DJs tries to mack some girl and she gets like shocked (Im hoping its in a good way). Anyways, I think the whole thing about them being prude is funny. I say scam the system! Play with their heads when they´re sober and **** them when they put out when drunk like Ronin suggested.

Something else Ive noticed, freshman and sophomore girls usually have no clue, they think they´re hot when they´re average, just because they constitute the main supply of girls for the guys in campus. Upper-class girls seem a bit more centered in their views on themselves, I think, Perhaps cause they already went through their early college years without a guy cause of their *****y behaviour. G

tiburon · Aug 8, 2003

hate frat and frat boys

Man i can tolerate fraternities..does guys bending down in humiliation to get their ass paddle..Thas gay...Nevertheless i agree that girls go crazy at this places...I messed up my freshman year for i was in a LTD and LDR and couldnt keep up with that the comoltion , school and partying. I think this year i am going to make up for lost Time..but i almost got into 3 fights with fraternities last year. I HATE FRAT SISTERS AND ALL THAT BS..i always hang "solo" and girls dig me but i fell as Gonzalo said ...at the moment of true they get scare of me or something..uits weird..Yeah i know were Rochester is i been there 3 times ....i play Water Polo at Cornell and we compete against your team.

Gonzalo wuz up bro..how are them peruvians treating you..i know you got your thing undercontrol..hey man i agree with everything you said about Cornell Girls but i dont know how to get now into the frat scenario when i made enemies and at the same time I hate fraternities...

Tiburo

Superman X · Aug 8, 2003

Dude are you serious? I'm in High school, and I went to a 3 week summer program at Cornell and there were lots of HBs there. Of course, there were also some nerds, but I thought that was to be expected in a Summer Honors program.

So the girls who go to Cornell for college really aren't that hot? Damn, that sucks.

Couldn't you try to find hotter girls somewhere else in Ithaca, like Ithaca College maybe?

-Dan

Ronin I · Aug 8, 2003

Originally posted by Superman X
Dude are you serious? I'm in High school, and I went to a 3 week summer program at Cornell and there were lots of HBs there. Of course, there were also some nerds, but I thought that was to be expected in a Summer Honors program.

So the girls who go to Cornell for college really aren't that hot? Damn, that sucks.

Couldn't you try to find hotter girls somewhere else in Ithaca, like Ithaca College maybe?

-Dan

Ithaca College is full of she-man dykes.

tiburon · Aug 8, 2003

LOL ...HOT ?

Man superman you need to visit Miami to really find out the meaning of HOT.

The girls in Ithaca College seem to be better but Cornell is quite a rigorous school and there is a time problem..including transportation..if next year i have my piece of shyt car ill drive and holla at the Ithaca and Ithaca College Gilrs..but yes ..Cornell girls aint hot ..and they are so uptight a fvcking rice wouldnt fit in their a$$.

Tiburon

JohnGalt · Aug 8, 2003

Yeah, Cornell is really pretty wierd like that, there are so many girls who think they are friggin models when my hairy ass is more attractive than them. Just think of it this way, it could be worse (as difficult as it is to believe) and I know its an extra slap in the face when the girls at home are way hotter. Remember, when you graduate, you'll probably be making some serious bank, and the whole girl situation will be long forgotten. Thats my plan anyway.

tiburon · Aug 8, 2003

JohnGalt you go to Cornell?

I seriously dont know how it can get any worse but well...? Hey man do you go to Cornell ..what do you do..what are you studying...?

Tiburon

Mr. Latte · Aug 8, 2003

Tiburon, where in Miami are you? I'm a Pembroke Pines man, myself.

tiburon · Aug 8, 2003

LITTLE HAVANA

Right now i am in Ithaca NY attending Cornell but i live in LITTLE HAVANA ....man tell this people about the woman in MIAMI..i miss my latinas wit them big tiities and A$$ES..i miss them ...lol

Tiburon

DIESEL · Aug 9, 2003

Word. Miami freaks are the hottest sluts on the planet.

Nothing in the world like thick Cubanita booty, and pillowy soft Cubanita breasteses...

Tiburo here's the deal.

Unfortunately in the Ivy League (or any school of similar academic firepower) since the *****es are for the most part ugly, the ones that are passable get a big head due to the utter absence of truly gorgeous women around to siphon the attention of all the men... since they probably have never received so much attention from the opposite sex before.. obviously it's going to go to their head. It's all relative. It's a sad fact of life most smart chicks ARE NOT HOT. Also, most really smart chicks overanalyze men to death, blame the fact they are fat and ugly on the male oppressive culture of beauty = thin, blonde, big tits(drummed into their pea-brains by some man-hating psuedo dyke women's studies professor) and thus, during their stay in college wind up hating men. Or.. you can go Greek and fukk a lot of faux-ditzy (don't turn your backs on those conniving sluts for a second!) , rich, sorority girls.

My advice to you is don't sweat it. Get what you can in spite of the extremely slim pickings. Get your grades and get the fukk out of Ithaca.

D

tiburon · Aug 9, 2003

Its a shame

Nothing hurts more to be rejected by an ugly beatch ..who think she is fine..Esto no pasa ni en Cuba ni En MIAMi..

Tiburon

jakethasnake · Aug 9, 2003

Tiburon -

Welcome to Ithaca, bro.

That´s a funny ass story, and almost completely true.

tiburon · Aug 9, 2003

ITHACA O ITHACA

YUP WELCOME TO ITHACA>>>>>>

Tiburon

Full circle · Aug 9, 2003

I am saddened

Tiburon:

Quality of girls aside (at Cornell) I am surprised by your poor english and its expression. You certainly have opened my eyes in terms of infrequent lower student quality of some of the Ivy League students.

tiburon · Aug 9, 2003

Really Full Circle

Well i speak 3 languages and i am an Engineer ...not an English major...if you are jealous you couldnt get in to Cornell or an Ivy League ..cry to mama not me..I make things , i compute things, i discover things, i am not claiming to be a Press Witer...want to go and ask me some math problems or anything in the Sciences pvssy ....or should i ask you see how well you add up.

Besides my native language is Spanish..and i know for sure i can write in English way better than you can write in any other language....If you want to correct my Spanish then try again you stupid motherfvcker. I only been in this country for 7 years and have accomplish twice the crap you have and you were given the privilege to be born here.

I hate jealous , and people that envy.........

Vete y metete un rabo por el culo Maricon:
Translation : Go and stick a d!ck up your a$$ ...(how is that for english )

Tiburon

p.d besides who the heck has time to revise every post..what an idiot

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