To Attract Women, Eat Celery....

The magical vegetable may boost men's pheromone levels

Though the makers of Axe body spray would like you to believe otherwise, the secret to attracting women may be as easy as opening your fridge. The authors of a new health book claim that eating celery boosts the pheromone levels in a man's sweat, making him more appealing to the fairer sex. That's because celery contains androstenone, a naturally occurring steroid; upping your concentration of it should increase pheromone secretion.

The would-be vegetable Viagra also reportedly ramps up sex drive and can intensify one's climax, reports Asylum. "We recommend that a guy work out, have a nice warm shower, chomp on a few sticks of celery, brush his teeth, and then head out the door smelling good," says one of the authors, who actually seems to be giving Axe a boost after all.

Ok guys, my diet will now consist of a protein + carb and celery only diet ....*runs to store to buy a **** load of celery*:yes: ok some good fats in there too....celery+natty peanut butter for the win!!!!!!!

Just Googled it and apparently it could be as you say the next Viagra. Not that it will ever make up for being fat, ugly, and desperate .

mikeyb said:

Just Googled it and apparently it could be as you say the next Viagra. Not that it will ever make up for being fat, ugly, and desperate .

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lol "Celery growers have seen a gross/profit margin increase of upwards to 40-50% in the last quarter"

Well I'm niether of those....only thing I'm desperate for right now...is to down my pre-wo stimulants/supps and go do some ****in' sprints on this beautiful day!!

Yet..I'll be a guinea pig for this study, before a meet up with a hottie later, I'm going to eat me 1 lb of celery, thant I'm going to take a bath in celery juice....and I'm going to carry celery in my pockets for good measure. :rock: HAS TO WORK...upon seeing me, my good looks/charm will draw her in, than the explosive spike in pheromone secretion from the celery will have me IRRESISTABLE....and in public on broad day, she'll literally rip off my clothes having me buck naked within seconds. I'll be so hard from the celery, a few birds out of no where will land to perch on my rock hard pen1s.

Of course it had to be something I hate.

How come it can't be something like bacon or ice cream that boost men's pheromone levels?

They might as well have said that getting bit by a king cobra would increase a woman's interest in you.

I had heard this but somewhere I read the hormone supposely in celery isn't the male hormone that attracts the babes and it's spelled differently but very close to the hormone they talk about that does.

Now I eat raw celery daily just because I love the stuff and it's good for blood pressure control.

I'll tell you one time I had showered then worked out didn't put on on deodorate and while having a shirt fitted the lady who meaureed me told me to lift my arm which exposed my under arm from that point on the lady became very friendly and before I left was giving out her personal information like name and phone number and I didn't even ask.

Some might think she was just being friendly as a sales person but giving me her personal home phone plus name I don't think so.

Anyway, did the celery cause this or was it my build that turned her on? I don't know but I will continue to eat celery because it's good for you.

Powerlifter

CarlitosWay said:

and I'm going to carry celery in my pockets for good measure. :rock: HAS TO WORK...

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Is that a stick of celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

CarlitosWay said:

"We recommend that a guy work out, have a nice warm shower, chomp on a few sticks of celery, brush his teeth, and then head out the door smelling good," says one of the authors, who actually seems to be giving Axe a boost after all.

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Now that's just stupid, you need to eat fast-digesting carbs ASAP after lifting to stop protein breakdown or your gains are going to suck.

Furyguy said:

Now that's just stupid, you need to eat fast-digesting carbs ASAP after lifting to stop protein breakdown or your gains are going to suck.

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What is stupid is this claim. You guys really need to cut the sh1t. That is outrageous. Men for years had just fine gains before any concept of protein shakes filled with carbs within 42 seconds of your last rep was invented.

I'm sayin just go eat a ****in pizza or something within the next hour or two. White rice if you got it but it doesn't really matter. Turn your 'just fine' gains into great gains!

Ruckus how jacked did you get by not eating after you lift, and in how long a period of time?

This ain't nothing new. Celery (and I mean, the whole stalk) is Peter North's secret. He takes a bunch of other sh1t too, but celery is a big part of it.

I've eaten a bunch of it before to try it out, and I know for a fact it makes you shoot more cvm. Of course, that's the root of it all.....that's what naturally attracts the ladies.

Throttle said:

What is stupid is this claim. You guys really need to cut the sh1t. That is outrageous. Men for years had just fine gains before any concept of protein shakes filled with carbs within 42 seconds of your last rep was invented.

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I thought it was 31 seconds??!?!

wait, how did that end up quoting me rather than ruckus? lol...