Online Adult Personal Ad.

On November 1st to 30th, I'm going to be conducting a neat online annual experiment. I'm going to be releasing an Adult Personals ad on the Intimate section of Lavalife, and possibly on myspace.

I'm very serious about this, and simply want to get clicks and responses. I'm only interested in the Intimate section for this sector. Most dating authorites tend to think going to Dating and Relationship sectors are the best place to game chicks to bed, or get the best quality chicks to do that.

But, I'm going for the gusto. I'm going to be sending test profiles out and recording their response as to what type of girls respond to them on this thread. I'm also serious and intend to follow-up with responses and see if they turn to actual meetings (depends on the online chemistry I guess).

Last year I did an ad about being a 29 y/o virgin looking for someone to deflower me.
- Response I got : Hot blonde babe with a boyfriend looking for p/t lover gave me a smiley - didn't follow-up.
- 37 y/o Sweedish woman wanted to be my first-time, but I disqualified myself by talking too advanced then my profile made me to be (thanks to porn).
- 22 y/o ugly fat woman who forgot my name (said not good with faces) when I saw her. Would I want to screw a girl who wont remember my face or name afterwards? I dont know about that.

THIS YEAR.

As Call_Me_Daddy has stated -- stay away from negative ads.

I'm going to keep a negative 'virgin' ad for the last 10 days of the November month for trial and error experimentation. However, I want to try the first 20 days to have some a positive ad.

Here's the conspiracy:

- I have pics of two cousins that I'm going to post up there and claim are my satisfied fvck buddies who always beg me for more sex. They are attractive cousins, nobody has to know anything (they put their pic beside mine in a semi-provokative type of hug) - attractive girl beside me - all that's needed for psych conditioning.
- Have lots of nice pics of my trip to Italy and can put on a sexy sailor's suit I picked up in Venice.
- Developed a smart and sexy type of profile that portrays me as adventerous, dangerous (climbing Swiss alps, etc...), and is totally false, and may say that I am tired of my current sex partner arrangement and am looking for something more hot and spicy to spruce up my lovelife.

Post up a whole bunch of pics - and a profile like that.

ALSO: My claim to be 100% STD free - and looking for someone of same (but still think unprotected sex may not be a great idea though)

Then, I'm planning to change my age from 30 to like 25 or 27 or something so I'll be more attractive to the college age chicks. (I look yonge enough to fake the age anyway, but not sure if it's necessary)

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A positive hot ad first, then a negative one -obviously if the positive works, I'll keep it on for the month and let you know how it went. I'm not going to tear myself down if the positive works, but if I start negative, I cant build myself if I already tainted my online image either.

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You know what, myspace is BS, it's mostly full of bored chicks craving attention. I hardly doubt you will actually meet a chick on myspace, unless you already know her. Now, getting clicks is another thing. (I have 1200+ in a month, 0 meets)

If you have good picks, www.adultfriendfinder.com, guranteed pvssy. Also check out mate1, last time I checked them they full of alright chicks and chubby dudes.

unorthodox said:

You know what, myspace is BS, it's mostly full of bored chicks craving attention. I hardly doubt you will actually meet a chick on myspace, unless you already know her. Now, getting clicks is another thing. (I have 1200+ in a month, 0 meets)

If you have good picks, www.adultfriendfinder.com, guranteed pvssy. Also check out mate1, last time I checked them they full of alright chicks and chubby dudes.

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Sure. I wont waste time on myspace. But, I dont have a credit card, I usually mail out money orders to lavalife since that company is based in my home city Toronto and I get credits pretty fast, and usually meet people within my own city.

If those other sites are also local, or at least dont require a credit card, then I'd certainly look into them. You need a credit card for adultfriendfinder I think.

unorthodox said:

You know what, myspace is BS, it's mostly full of bored chicks craving attention. I hardly doubt you will actually meet a chick on myspace, unless you already know her. Now, getting clicks is another thing. (I have 1200+ in a month, 0 meets)

If you have good picks, www.adultfriendfinder.com, guranteed pvssy. Also check out mate1, last time I checked them they full of alright chicks and chubby dudes.

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I met and fvcked a chick that I met on myspace and turned down another who offered (got a weird vibe from her that she would be clingy afterwards)... so it can be done.

I've heard adultfriendfinder is a complete waste of time & money.

There's also matchdoctor.com ... it's not great, but it's free.

I have experience with adultfriendfinder.com and they're the best adult site that there is. If you have good body and can show it, then it's a way to go. Yes, they take money orders, so does Mate1.com....

Actually, I might change my mind about myspace.com. I'm meeting a chick, next week or week after than, we'll see. She send me pic, man, smoking hot body. I'd say she's a 7. I'd post a pic if can attach it.

Sounds great. Myspace, adultfriendfinder and stuff like that. Myspace seems to be free.

Craiglist sounds like a nightmare because all I saw was a bunch of male ads all over the place, and you'd likely pick up someone funny there.

I dont have a super great body - I'm not sure if the pics or the profile wears more heavy in these types of personals. Anyway, this is 'experimental' or for kicks to see what type of people will respond to what type of profile and/or pic variety within a 30 day period.

Obviously, if anyone knows of a perfect profile that's automatically going to work, I have some good pics I can put together - but I'm not muscular - I'm assuming that NOT EVERY guy on that site is going to be a muscular hulk and not EVERY woman is going to want one. then I'm all ears. I'm not doing anything until November 1st (may put a profile together and pic a few days earlier, but nothing more), so feel free to share your suggestions up to October 25th before I actually put something together.

Humm....how should I gear my ad if I have an Indian fetish? Maybe I'd just be sending mails to Indian / mixed ethnic girls or something with the hopes of getting a bang from one of them.

unorthodox said:

If you have good picks, www.adultfriendfinder.com, guranteed pvssy. Also check out mate1, last time I checked them they full of alright chicks and chubby dudes.

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WTH kinda girls are actually that desperate for sex that they post on a site like that, tho?

Lavalife alias: Deflower_Me.
Crazy profile on it.
Cost: Free to have profile, and send smileys. Have to pay money to mail things out as it takes credits to do that.

Tried it earlier this year - got the following responses:
- 37 y/o Swiss girl who wanted to do me - but I turned her off by sharing sexual fantasies to her by email.
- A grossly fat girl who had to struggle to remember my name.

Last November:
- a 29 y/o sexy blonde girl who regularly went to the gym - wanted a part-time lover and had a boyfriend. Never purchased credits from lavalife before, and didn't risk my money to connect with her then.


Adultfriendfinder alias: 'crazy_john777'
Sending money order for one month silver membership.
May put a similar expressive profile as in lavalife.

First time trying out this site.

Myspace profile, already made.

Style said something about writing a bad boy profile works really well at attracting girls online. Anyone would like to comment?

i think this is a possible waste of time...personally.

Typically white girls tend to respond to my adult personal ads. Got one today. Will see how that goes. Three sentences rule. Whatever I say does not exceed three sentences, and after the second round, go for the kill.

Let's go for a seductive sexy woman who wants to deflower me, why not?

Crazy DEFLOWER_ME profile on lavalife. Didn't put my pic or send a smiley, and I never got a response before. Must have really wrote something on there.

At this point, I dont care about any ethnic fetish, so wont let an Indian hang-up mess this up this time.

Well - I've just found someone online who is really calling my bluff - if I'm serious about doing it with someone and am corresponding online.

(better ask what her religion is, make sure she's not into voodoo, if she is, think I'll pass and remain celibate).

No game. A machoistic profile (where I'm looking for a deflower) has been taken seriously by someone.

Lets see where this goes.

Hey stud, I saw ur myspace profile. It needs alot of work. ur cousins aint hot. and u need to dress better and dont look stupid in ur pictures.

I predict that this approach will be perfect for attracting the dumbest chicks alive. Everyone else will figure you out pretty quickly.

What are you talking about? The machostic negative profiles are all true, there is nothing to figure out. It's a ZERO-game strategy, where I'm being totally honest on my profiles.

I would never lie to get laid with anyone - I always take the high road.

I would never lie to get laid with anyone - I always take the high road.

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Then what's all this about?

Here's the conspiracy:

- I have pics of two cousins that I'm going to post up there and claim are my satisfied fvck buddies who always beg me for more sex. They are attractive cousins, nobody has to know anything (they put their pic beside mine in a semi-provokative type of hug) - attractive girl beside me - all that's needed for psych conditioning.
- Have lots of nice pics of my trip to Italy and can put on a sexy sailor's suit I picked up in Venice.
- Developed a smart and sexy type of profile that portrays me as adventerous, dangerous (climbing Swiss alps, etc...), and is totally false, and may say that I am tired of my current sex partner arrangement and am looking for something more hot and spicy to spruce up my lovelife.

Post up a whole bunch of pics - and a profile like that.

ALSO: My claim to be 100% STD free - and looking for someone of same (but still think unprotected sex may not be a great idea though)

Then, I'm planning to change my age from 30 to like 25 or 27 or something so I'll be more attractive to the college age chicks. (I look yonge enough to fake the age anyway, but not sure if it's necessary)

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I guess I am confused, because what is all that about, then?

Checks this guys myspace http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=99641982




hahahhahah. this guy needs some help from us DJs

i still cant get over the fact that Luke wants to put up pics in a "sexy sailor suit" and actually believes in his right mind that THAT is not gay

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lmao
luke your a character