Slick Tales

Hey guys, long time no post.

I haven't been visiting the board too much lately as I recently went thru a break up with a long term girl I'd been seeing. This happened about a month ago and although the break up was mutual the last few weeks have been tough. Now that I'm feeling better and getting back into a good head space I can see brighter days ahead.

My plans for the near future are to remain single, play the field and just see what happens. I'm not putting any pressure on myself to score with "X" number of chicks or do a certain number of approaches a day or anything like that. I'm just going to go with the flow and let things (ie. women) naturally fall into place (ie. my bed) .

I thought I would start a thread that will outline my escapades with the women I encounter. I'm not claiming to be some kind of master DonJuan or anything like that but I do feel that I have a good amount of experience in the game and I'm confident in my abilities. Hopefully some people including myself may learn a few things from this thread.

I'll be writing updates as they happen. I already have one in the works.

So after almost a year and a half of just giving advice to many of you I will now be putting my experiences on the line for you to critique, comment, and discuss. Its going to be a great summer.

More to come.

Slick

Alright dude - we need more threads like these around here !

Here is something to inspire you - and you can use it as a line next time you're in a club:


Cold Approach

Update #1

Okay my first victim. A 24 yr old HB 8 and lets call her Corrine. Her face is about a 7 but her body is easily a 9 so I'm giving her an 8 overall. I definitely wouldn't classify her as a "nice" girl. She's more of the flashy bar star type. She'd be great for a lay but not the type you'd have a LTR with. Maybe I shouldn't say "victim" as I haven't scored yet.

I first met her at a Golf tournament thru some mutual friends. At the time I was still together with my ex however I still made an effort to chat her up a little while having drinks in the clubhouse. She mentioned that she was new in town and hadn't really made any friends yet. I invited her to a buddies house we were going to afterwards. She said she would like to come however when the time came to leave she said that she was going to bail.

Several of my buddies were single and I knew none of them would have the balls to make any moves so like a good wingman I kind of put some pressure on her to come over. Well she wouldn't give in to my persistance so finally I said, "You're the one complaining about not meeting any new friends. You're missing your chance here. See ya around." Then I walked away.

Sure enough 10 minutes later as we are arriving at my buddies house guess who pulls up? Turns out she followed our cars. I immediately went over to her car and said, "What are you doing here?" She claimed that she changed her mind and wanted to check things out. I told her with a smile, "Too bad, you missed your chance. We don't want you here. You better leave." She smiled back and gave me a little butt bump and called me mean. I teased her a little bit more inside but for the most part just plain ignored her. Several of my friends were acting like total needy and desperate chumps and showering her with attention. She left shortly after and I never thought about her again until I ran into her a few weeks later at a local watering hole that I frequent. Turns out she's the new waitress there.

Over the next month or so I continued to see her at the pub about once a week. She seemed to get alot of attention from many of the customers in the place. She has a great ass and many of the guys I would be there with couldn't stop staring. I continued to play like I never even noticed her. If she would walk by our table almost everyone would stop in mid conversation and give her their attention. Everyone except me. Later I noticed that we had a little eye contact thing going every now and then. From across the room I'd be looking her way and she would flash me these looks. I wouldn't smile or look away until she did first. However when she came around our table I would literally turn my back to her and talk to someone else.

My hard to get routine was working because she would now make an effort to come over to our table and sit right beside me and make conversation. I'd chat with her briefly but never gave her any indication whatsoever that I was interested. In reality I wasn't. Around this time I was going thru my break up and I really didn't give a shyt about some "bad girl" waitress type.

She became more comfortable with our group and would frequently come sit with us and chat while working and when her shift was done she would even come sit and have a beer with us. It even became common for her to take a sip out of my beer every now and then. The first time she did it I told her "Ooo, that's yours now. I don't want your germs!" By this time my friends too were noticing some of the signals she was giving me and they all encouraged me to go for it.

Last week things came to a head and a few of us stayed really late and we all had quite a bit to drink. When we were finally kicked out of the place my buddies wisely gave her and I some space. Almost right away she says, "We can't go back to my place because my Mom is staying there." So the opportunity was definitely there. Problem being I was quite drunk and had to get up in 3.5 hours to go to work. I'm not a doctor or anything but lets just say that people's lives are in my hands at work. So I didn't need to be up all night screwing this chick. Fact is I probably shouldn't have been out that late drinking in the first place.

So I led her by the arm to her car. When we got there without saying anything I went for the kiss. It was a great kiss and unknowingly I was using Wyldfire's kissing tip about placing your hand on her neck and gently touching her hair. Wyldfire claims that this makes women weak in the knees and I have to agree. I actually felt her legs sort of give out and I used my other arm to squeeze her and hold her up. If you haven't read Wyldfire's tip yet then I recommend you do.

After the kiss she let out a quiet gasp and was just staring at me with this deer in the headlights look and a goofy looking smile. I told her I had to be at work and be responsible in about 3 hours so I had to go. She didn't look dissappointed at all. She just smiled and said, "Okay, I'll see you next week."

I must admit it was a damn good kiss and it left me a little flustered too. I will most likely be seeing her this week at the pub. I will play things cool and pretend like that kiss never even happened. I'll be sure not to drink so much and if the opportunity arises I'll try to get her out of the place early on. Whether or not things will be "weird" now I don't know. She could easily be insulted that I didn't take her up on her offer. Or it may possibly make her want me more. It remains to be seen, and either way I don't really care.

Slickster,

I am really looking forward to reading your field reports cuz I know that you are a true veteran.

Don't leave out any details dude!

hmm, too bad your not in Ottawa, I could use a good wingman. Keep the stories coming dude!:woo:

Hey Slickster as usual your posts are very for some of us lurkers!
Do you have a direct link to wyldfire's kissing technique thread?

Sure Chrispy,

Wyldfire's kissing tips

I'll hopefully have some more updates by the weekend.

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Sure Chrispy,

Wyldfire's kissing tips

I'll hopefully have some more updates by the weekend.

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Thanks I'll definitely put it to good use!

Update

As promised an update (albeit a quick one) on Corrine the hot bar star waitress I've been gaming. My plan to not get too drunk this week was out the window as I had 3 shooters and a beer in my hand within 5 minutes of arriving. It was one of my buddies b-day and the group I was with was ready to party.

So this week at the pub things were definitely "weird" as I thought they might be. Corrine had gone from hot to cold. Eye contact was minimal and she was almost avoiding it altogether. No visits to our table and things weren't looking good. Ouch!

Instead of giving up though I thought it would be better to try something different. I stopped another cute young waitress. One I knew from way back but Corrine didn't know that. I started a conversation and right away had her laughing. Well guess who showed up not a minute later. Corrine pulled up a seat and immediately tried pulling my attention away from the other waitress. I was secretly rolling my eyes at how predictable that one went.

She finished her shift and came to sit with us and drink. She was grabbing my leg under the table and giving plenty of signs that she was good to go. I made an attempt to isolate her right there in the pub but it didn't go too well. I told her to take me in the back of the kitchen so I could roll a joint. (Little did she know the head bartender lets me go back there like I own the place anyway.) She said "I'm not going back there with you. I work here and that looks bad." I told her "Gee you have a dirty mind! I just wanted to roll a joint. You women are all the same." She laughed but wasn't having any of my ploy.

A while later she exclaimed that she was bagged from work and wanted to go home. To be honest she looked it, and I was getting too loaded to keep my head straight so I didn't try and pressure her to stay. Instead I offered to walk her to her car.

Once outside we were pretty much all over each other right away. The make out session got so hot and heavy I almost thought we were going to fvck right there in the parking lot! Some other people came out of the pub though and we had to duck behind her car. For whatever reason that killed the mood and although we continued for awhile she eventually had to go.

As I was walking away she says in a dissappointed tone, "Aren't you even going to ask for my number?" I didn't want her number and definitely didn't want her to have mine. She gave me a bit of guilt trip as though she knew I was just trying to "play" her. Which was in fact true . We ended up exchanging numbers and she left. (still with a bit of dissappointment on her face.) Hmm.

My take on this girl is that she has been around the block a few times and has been "played" many times before. She knows the game well. I'll have to be more subtle, suave and less drunk in the future. My plan is to arrange a meeting sometime soon minus the group of friends and somewhere besides her place of work.

more to come......

....more

So the next day I decided to give Corrine a call. I usually would wait a couple days but seeing how she seemed dissappointed the previous evening I figured that showing a bit of interest might help.

It worked like a charm and she seemed very excited to hear from me. We were both busy over the weekend and played phone tag for a couple days. On Sunday she managed to get a hold of me as I was walking out the door to go clothes shopping. I invited her along and she jumped at the idea. What chick doesn't love shopping? It turned out to be a good idea as I had a female's view on what clothes were working for me and which ones weren't. Another bonus: I got to watch her try on some hot mini-skirts and she even pulled me into the change room for a little makeout session at one point .

Sunday was the first day that I actually spent any amount of time with Corrine when I wasn't half drunk. From the get go with her I knew she wasn't really my "style". Spending the day with her just reinforced that. We talked a little about our pasts and got to know each other better. I knew all along that she was a party girl but I didn't realize how "wild" she really was. She's 24 and has lived and partied hard ever since she was a teenager. You can even see it in her face. The more I got to know her the more I realized how much of a wingnut she really is. Shopping with her was shocking and hilarious. I've never seen someone spend money so fast. She was very open that she has a problem when it comes to shopping. Anyway, I basically learned that she's the typical Girls gone wild, flighty, spinny, not too bright, gold digging, attention wh0re type. I pretty much knew that in the first place but like I said in our previous meetings I was always drunk.

After shopping we went for a bite to eat and more getting to know each other. The whole time I was checking out the hot waitresses in the restaurant. They were super cute and had that "nice" girl look that I love. I couldn't help thinking "What the hell am I doing wasting time with this crazy chick when there are hotties like this around?" Around 3 beers later I remembered, "Oh yeah I'm trying to get laid here." . Yes, I know, not very smart.

After dinner we went back to her place to watch a movie. Arriving at her house it took all of 5 seconds for her to say "You wanna see my room?" We fooled around in her room for awhile and then started watching the movie and fooled around some more. Her body was amazing and its obvious that the girl is an absolute freak! Afterwards I got her to model her new clothes for me and she absolutely loved that. I've done this with other women in the past and all I can say is that it turns them on big time as they watch you get turned on watching them.

We did pretty much everything except have sex. And believe me it wasn't for lack of trying on my part. However she just wouldn't give it up. My take on the whole thing is that Corrine is hopeful that I won't just be some sexual fling. I believe that she wants to be my girlfriend and doesn't want to appear too sl*tty by having sex too soon. LOL. That's a new experience for me. I've had "nice" girls pull this on me before but never the freaky party girl types. Especially after getting all hot and heavy the way we had been earlier. Anyone else out there experience this kind of thing? Any success getting around it?

Anyway the next day I figured I'd be happy about getting a little bit freaky with a young little hotty like Corrine. Instead I felt a bit of regret and I'm not really sure why. Without any alcohol in me, getting laid really isn't that important. Especially if I'm going to have to lead her on that we are going to be together like a couple afterwards. Getting to know her personality better ended up being a big turnoff for me and I don't know if I can stomach spending anymore serious time with her. Maybe I'm getting a conscience in my old age I don't know.

Anyhoo she's been leaving messages on my answering machine and I haven't returned any calls. I would have loved to have a lay report for you guys but its just not that important to me. Sorry. If we happen to hook up again and there is sufficient booze involved I'm sure it's a possibility. I'm not too concerned about it though as the nice weather is bringing out all kinds of hot women wearing shorts and skirts.

I love this time of year.

A little follow up on Corrine

Hey guys I don't want this thread to turn into some sort of personal bragging session. I truly hope its not coming off that way. I just wanted to detail some of the hoops and obstacles I've been having to jump thru and get around while playing the field. If its sounding too arrogant or I'm going at it the wrong way then please let me know.


As I wrote in my previous post I wasn't too sure if I could bear hanging out with Corrine for any amount of time even if it was just to get laid. I think my mindset was that I just got out of a LTR with a headcase chick and didn't want to be getting involved with another. Even if I knew it was just short term. More recently though I've had a change of heart as I realized that as a mature DJ chances to screw hot 24 yr olds don't come along everyday. I'd hate to be an old fart thinking "Damn, why didn't I seize that opportunity!"

In our last meeting I also mentioned that although we had gotten quite dirty we hadn't actually done the deed. She wouldn't give it up for whatever reason and while I tried my best it wasn't a big deal to me. So I just left her with a "See you soon" and no real intention of doing so.

In the past week she left two messages on my phone which I didn't return. Last weekend I left a message for her with an invite to a BBQ. She didn't get the message in time but called me the next day as she was getting off work. I invited her for a walk on the beach which she jumped at. (I guess my "not very available" routine had peaked her interest) I picked her up at work and she was looking the hottest I've seen her yet. Tank top and a mini-skirt. Wow.

Well the walk on the beach turned into another full on dirty makeout session complete with hoots and hollers from passing cars. After the sun went down we returned to the car. Up to this point I had made no attempts to take the makeout session any further than kissing and petting. (A difference from our previous meetings) I was being a "good" boy and THAT seemed to be the key to unlock her inhibitions. Very odd for a girl who seems so forward and wild at heart.

She pretty much attacked me once back in the car and we steamed up the windows good. She fvcked my ass off actually. It blew me away as I realized its been a long time since I've had really good sex. It got so hot that we had to get out and cool off. Once outside I ended up screwing her twice more ( a la cheesy porn movie) on the hood of my car. That was a first for me and if there was a hand within reach I would've high fived it.

I dropped her off with a "Great to see you again. Maybe we can check out another beach next time."

To which she smiled and responded "That would be great. See you soon."

Nice work skickster, I think I need to find a few of those!!:woo:

Yeah, you're bragging your azz off, Slickster, but the rights were earned.

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Yeah, you're bragging your azz off, Slickster, but the rights were earned.

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I'm sorry you feel that way. I honestly don't see it that way though. Trust me I've been around the block a few times and have had alot of success and failures too. I really have no reason to boast at this point in my life. I'd like to think that the people who have been around here for a while and read my posts, know me well enough to realize that. I'm just a real life guy who genuinely wants to help his fellow Don Juans. I've learned a hell of a lot from hanging around here and if I can help some friends out then that makes me feel good. Better than scoring with some random chick.

So, if it is coming off as arrogance, then I'm truly sorry. The last thing I want to do is come on to a forum like this where many people struggle and come off as some sort of braggart. If it is coming off that way then I apologize and I'll try and write differently from now on.

I'm just not really sure how to do that. Its fine and simple for people to give advice and say things like "Be a Challenge" or "Do this" or "Do that". There are ALOT of posts like that. A ton of them. But not that many which show actual DJ skills in action.

What I want to do is demonstrate in "great detail" the things I do and say around women and show what works for me and what doesn't. Hopefully some of the guys who struggle will pick up on the vibe I'm putting out there and maybe learn some things.

This first encounter with Corrine was a success but I'm not the kind of guy who always succeeds. I will be posting my failures too and then people can learn what things not to do as well.

To be honest, besides Corrine things have been a little slow as of late. My boss is on vacation and has left me in charge. My time for play has been very limited. I've been under a fair bit of stress and have been quite exhausted lately. Hopefully things will turn around soon.

Until next time.....Peace.

Chill, dude, I was giving you props . You are cool. I didn't see arrogance. Just skill. Don't change anything. Peace

Consider myself chilled. brrrrrrrrr.....

Awesome work man, keep on posting! I think a lot of people on these boards can get some good insight by reading your tales, and its a good way for you to look back and remember the things that worked with women.

Need to pick your brains.

Hey guys I've got a few more "potentials" in my crosshairs. I just wanted to give an update as well as ask you guys for some opinions on a few things.

1. Corrine: Since our last encounter I've seen her twice more. If you remember from earlier I wasn't too keen on spending a whole lot of time or effort on this chick. I must admit though she is starting to grow on me a bit. What I find attractive is the fact that she is so different from my ex. She's wild and crazy and I'm finding that somewhat refreshing. That being said I have no delusions about where things are headed. I would like to keep things on a f-buddy basis. So far so good. We haven't spoken about where things are going or any relationship stuff. Our meetings end with a "See you soon" which usually turns into a week.

Now I have some experience with the "f-buddy" thing but its been quite awhile. This is where I would appreciate some advice and criticism. I may have made a couple errors last night. First, we had made plans to hang out as it was her night off. We didn't get in touch until about dinner time which turned into a dinner date. Now is this wrong? Do you wine and dine a f-buddy? Next mistake I went to pick her up. She lives with her Mom at the moment. I waited for her outside for a minute or so but ended up going to the door which ended up with me meeting her Mom. Something I didn't really want to do. Third mistake. After dinner on the ride home we stopped at a beach for a makeout session which got quite hot. We couldn't go back to her Mom's house so we ended up at my place. Now I really didn't want this chick to know where I lived but with the situation as it is, it seemed inevitable. I mean how many times can I bang her on the hood of my car?

Now I'm not really sure how big these mistakes are in terms of keeping things on a f-buddy basis. Even though the night ended up in a lay I'm sure its not the ideal way to have handled things. A female friend of mine who knows some of the details about my escapades with Corrine warned me today that I better watch out. She told me that I'm the type of guy that women might obsess over and this has me a little worried. So if anyone has some advice on f-buddy relationships and how to keep them going that would be much appreciated.

2. Jennifer: She's a hot Latina chick complete with a J-Lo bootie. I met her when my job took me on a routine (monthly) visit to her place of work. She works in a building where she is surrounded by desperate men. I know this because a female counterpart has visited the same building and claims that its like walking into a pack of vultures. This being the case Jennifer is probably hit on daily. From our first meeting I sensed she had a big wall up to defend against this. We chatted briefly about her job as she was new there, but despite my efforts I couldn't get a single smile or laugh out of her. Our second meeting she literally didn't even look up from her desk when I approached. She handed me the goods I came for and I left. Ouch.

Now on subsequent visits I've tried to visit the girl at the desk beside her. From the corner of my eye I've noticed Jennifer checking me out a little. I figured that if I could make this other girl laugh and smile then I could attract Jennifer. Well that didn't really work either. Both of these women act like freaking zombies when speaking with men and I believe its due to the fact they are swarmed daily by a bunch of AFC morons. If I had to deal with them more often I'm sure I could come off as "different" than the rest however its about once a month and my time there is very limited.

I've noticed that Jennifer has an interesting nickname which I've heard people use while I'm there. My plan is to start some small talk and ask what the story is behind that name. Hopefully there is some humour involved and maybe I can get a playful neg-hit in somewhere to tease her a bit. Other than that I'm somewhat at a loss as how to crack this one. Any advice/ideas guys? Looks-wise she is exactly what I look for, so despite the resistance I'm not going to give up until I at least get a smile out of her.

3. Erin: Here's an interesting one. I took this chick out a few times a couple years back but nothing really came of it. I foolishly chased her for a while as she retreated. Over the next year or two I would run into her occasionally and with my new found DJ skills I eventually had her interest level high again. Just by being happy-go-lucky and being indifferent towards her she started showing strong signs of interest again. Almost like she was insulted that I was no longer chasing her.

Anyway I ran into her yesterday and found out that she now has a boyfriend who she has been seeing for several months. I congratulated her on her relationship and was truly happy for her. Turns out that the guy is out of the country until October though. I commented that it must be tough on her being apart like that, to which she agreed. Shortly after that she turned the conversation towards movies and eventually asked me out on a movie date for next week. I accepted but after thinking about it for a while I'm not really sure.

She could be looking for a little bootie call while her bf is away but she may also just be looking for a little attention and plans on using me to get it. Regardless I'm not really sure how I feel about either situation. I'm not too keen on screwing chicks with boyfriends nor being her tool for attention. I'll have to keep you guys updated on that one.

So once again, any advice or criticism would be appreciated.

Until next time....

In college a buddy was out of town for a semester and his gf asked me out to the movies and we did other stuff together. Anyway, it became clear that she was really looking for a replacement for the old bf, and that I was definitely on the short list. But I didn't want her. However, I enjoyed the company, and I could have enjoyed the sex, if that was my style. This actually happened in two different cases.

So Erin might be looking for an upgrade, a booty call, company for a movie, or all three. What are you looking for?

Also, I wouldn't worry about Corinne's feelings for you, if she obsesses over you, so what? I would worry more about falling for what you described as a freak. Also, I would worry about the diseases. If you keep doing her, get her tested.

Hey guys,

The f-buddy thing with Corrine seems to be going well.

I was reading a post yesterday where Newman said something to the effect of "A fvck-buddy is someone you can call up at 11:00 PM and say I'm coming over in 15 minutes."

I was thinking of that comment last night around 11 PM and decided to give it a go. I left a message on Corrine's cell but by midnight I had fallen asleep. My phone rang at 1:30 AM and it was her. I was half asleep but said something like "Why don't you come over for a visit?" She said it was too late so maybe some other time. I said that's cool and proceeded to tell her that I had planned on going away for the weekend. Her tune changed immediately and she said "Okay well I guess I'll come over then. I really want to see you." LOL! Anyways it was a another great bootie call despite the fact I was up till almost 3 AM and had to work at 7. I was dog assed tired today but couldn't stop smiling.

My plans for the weekend sound promising. I've been invited by a friend to spend the weekend on a private island. The guy who owns the house there has two sons in their early twenties and they will be bringing along a group of friends for an annual reunion. I've seen pictures from last years event and it looked like a Girls gone Wild video. A shytload of young hotties running around in bikinis and half of them topless. I told my buddy if they ever have another reunion that I want to come. Well I got my invite and I'm really hoping that this weekend will live up to the hype. If anything there will be some good scenery.

Have a good weekend y'all!