PrettyBoyAJ
Master Don Juan
Last Weekend was interesting!!
So this past weekend I made a little road-trip to the East Beaches of Georgia. Big event for St. Patrick’s day and I have learned a few things and would like to share it with you guys. So for 2 days straight I had the opportunity to see thousands of people that I have never seen before. I stayed with one of my old basketball teammates from high school. First day was a lot of fun. Pulled a lot of chicks even though one of my wingmen is the wackest- ugliest dudes ever with no game. I brought two people with me. One was my line brother and the other guys is just a wack dude in my frat. Only reason I brought the wack dude was because he had the gas $ and I was not about to drive 5 hours and put gas in my own tank. I don’t usually like to call people I deal with lame but this dude was annoying as crap the whole trip and really screwed up stuff for me the whole time. Me and my roaddog was approaching different sets of women and the ladies were almost always receptive until this dude came and always get rejected. I noticed that the woman would mess with me and the other dude but never wanted to get the 3rd girl involved with the wack dude. This cost me out on a lot of hookups for the weekend. So tip number 1 which should be common sense:don’t roll with people who have no game or are wack as hell. It makes you look wack too. I got over 80$ worth of gas $ but to me it just wasn’t worth it with all the missed opportunities I had.
Here is one of the many times that I SMH (Shake my head) this weekend. I was walking and then I catch a girl look at me for a second so I approached this set of 2 sexy older girls (30+). So I talked to them and the vibe was cool and I was teasing them about a threesome and they were being receptive about hooking up with me. So all is well and then my line brother comes in and starts talking to one of the girls. All is still well and now we have 2 on 2 with these choosing broads! Now the wack dude comes in and tryes to butt in and talk to the females. I don’t even remember what he said but it was lame as hell and this guy doesn’t talk with confidence…. Not at all. Not an inch of bass or smoothness in his voice. Sounds like a 10 year old kid foreal! After a minute of conversating these broads are literally running off from us. Just 1 minute earlier these girls with Master Degrees in Finance were telling me how sexy I am and taking pictures then the next they are running off. This is the story of the roadtrip most of the time whenever me or my line brother approached some good looking girls.
Regardless of all that happened I still managed to get over 10 numbers the first day and I just leave it at that after we stopped messing with all the bars because it is 4 am and ya boy is tired as hell so I will hit them up the next day. So the next day a guy I used to know in High School came to my homeboys crib. As soon as the guy comes in the building he is talking non-stop about everything. He said some stuff that rubbed me the wrong way but I let it slide. But one thing I did notice is that this dude talked nonstop and it was too annoying. He was talking about how he is going to pull chicks and blah blah blah and how is school is better than mine etc. Night time comes and all of us start drinking getting ready to go out and hop on some broads. The downtown area of this city was booming for St. Patrick’s Day. Everybody is drunk and everybody is having a great time. I pulled some more breezies and at the end of the night I know it’s my last night there so it’s time to hook up with some of these broads.
So at 4 am we leave the downtown area and come back to the spot. I hit up the broads that I know were down with the “late night special” and I have 4 lined up for the night. I told myself I was going to get one that night and one when I wake up in the morning! Well when I come back to homies crib the dude from my old high school is talking out the *$$ saying that he has this nice looking girl lined up or whatever. You can tell this dude is just attention wh-ring trying to act all cool with everybody. So he calls this chick up and puts her on speaker (attention wh0ring to the max) and just starts yapping at the girl non-stop. I can tell this girl is annoyed as h3ll with this dude too. I forgot all of what was said because one of the chicks I was messing with came. I told this girl I want to do handle bizness in the car because there is no space and too many people at the crib. So she obliges and I go to the car and she gets her ella fitzgerald scat on (oral sex.) After the girls asks if she can use the bathroom so I said alright. She then proceeds to go in the house and use the restroom. As soon as she walks past that attention wh0ring dude the dude starts talking slick stuff saying “A.J. I thought you only liked Dimes.” And I was like I do but I could get dome from most females. He then starts talking all this crap about how his girl would look better than this girl and I replied saying that “I really don’t care. I am not your girlfriend, I’m not stunting you at all.”
After I said this this guy started talking that good sh!t saying “you were lame in hs, you probably still lame, you wack” and just saying some sideways stuff to me. Now this really pissed me off because the way he said it was very disrespectful. I know I was lame in high school even though I played sports, really didn’t start becoming more social until college. So when the girl comes out the bathroom I tell her that she can leave. So she leaves and I told the attention wh0ring dude to put stand up and put his hands up. He then starts talking about how 16 on 3 ain’t fair….. I told him that this ain’t got nothing to do with my frat bruhs and told him that I was about to whoop his butt. He then stands up and starts yapping but when I’m mushing his head and getting my guard up he doesn’t wanna react. He just wants to keep talking crap about this 5 I got head from and saying that he has partnas and I shouldn’t touch him. After enough talking I just grab him by the throat and sling him in the corner (Didn’t throw any punches yet). He trys to over power me but that just ain’t happening, (I might be skinny but that weightroom has definitely been my friend over these past years.) I turn him around so the back of his head is facing me and he is on his knees. I just wanted to teach him a lesson not to be disrespecting me. I slapped him up a couple times but never swung on him because I know I did I would have messed him up for a long time. Especially since I had him in a vulnerable position. The owner of the crib then breaks it up and says there will be no fighting at his crib. So I was like that’s cool and tell the attention wh0re if he wants to fight he can meet me outside and I told him next time I won’t hesitate to swing. Attention wh0re did not say a word since.. .and the fun thing about it is that girl he claimed was coming never even showed up.
So to all you guys that like to attention wh0re. The main reason you have trouble pulling females is because you talk too much. You got to let girls choose you. You basically have to interview a chick so she can become comfortable with you. The art of spitting game is more about reactions to what females say than anything! Don’t talk too much because it will lose you females as well as rub people the wrong way. Anyway, It was very interesting weekend. Very interesting. Just wanted to share with you guys.
Things I've learned
1. Don't roll with ugly hyeenas then wonder why your not pulling dimes.
2. People who talk the most flex the most.
Most of the time down there I was annoyed because I felt like my swag was being messed up by the wack dude and normally I would just tell the guy he was messing us up with the breezies but to be honest I didn't want to be mean to the dude. (This dude just has a lot of problems and I don't want to be the cause of some crime.. seriously).
Maybe I need to get my game up so next time so I can overcome the hyena facter! but it was good to get out of the country city college town!
So this past weekend I made a little road-trip to the East Beaches of Georgia. Big event for St. Patrick’s day and I have learned a few things and would like to share it with you guys. So for 2 days straight I had the opportunity to see thousands of people that I have never seen before. I stayed with one of my old basketball teammates from high school. First day was a lot of fun. Pulled a lot of chicks even though one of my wingmen is the wackest- ugliest dudes ever with no game. I brought two people with me. One was my line brother and the other guys is just a wack dude in my frat. Only reason I brought the wack dude was because he had the gas $ and I was not about to drive 5 hours and put gas in my own tank. I don’t usually like to call people I deal with lame but this dude was annoying as crap the whole trip and really screwed up stuff for me the whole time. Me and my roaddog was approaching different sets of women and the ladies were almost always receptive until this dude came and always get rejected. I noticed that the woman would mess with me and the other dude but never wanted to get the 3rd girl involved with the wack dude. This cost me out on a lot of hookups for the weekend. So tip number 1 which should be common sense:don’t roll with people who have no game or are wack as hell. It makes you look wack too. I got over 80$ worth of gas $ but to me it just wasn’t worth it with all the missed opportunities I had.
Here is one of the many times that I SMH (Shake my head) this weekend. I was walking and then I catch a girl look at me for a second so I approached this set of 2 sexy older girls (30+). So I talked to them and the vibe was cool and I was teasing them about a threesome and they were being receptive about hooking up with me. So all is well and then my line brother comes in and starts talking to one of the girls. All is still well and now we have 2 on 2 with these choosing broads! Now the wack dude comes in and tryes to butt in and talk to the females. I don’t even remember what he said but it was lame as hell and this guy doesn’t talk with confidence…. Not at all. Not an inch of bass or smoothness in his voice. Sounds like a 10 year old kid foreal! After a minute of conversating these broads are literally running off from us. Just 1 minute earlier these girls with Master Degrees in Finance were telling me how sexy I am and taking pictures then the next they are running off. This is the story of the roadtrip most of the time whenever me or my line brother approached some good looking girls.
Regardless of all that happened I still managed to get over 10 numbers the first day and I just leave it at that after we stopped messing with all the bars because it is 4 am and ya boy is tired as hell so I will hit them up the next day. So the next day a guy I used to know in High School came to my homeboys crib. As soon as the guy comes in the building he is talking non-stop about everything. He said some stuff that rubbed me the wrong way but I let it slide. But one thing I did notice is that this dude talked nonstop and it was too annoying. He was talking about how he is going to pull chicks and blah blah blah and how is school is better than mine etc. Night time comes and all of us start drinking getting ready to go out and hop on some broads. The downtown area of this city was booming for St. Patrick’s Day. Everybody is drunk and everybody is having a great time. I pulled some more breezies and at the end of the night I know it’s my last night there so it’s time to hook up with some of these broads.
So at 4 am we leave the downtown area and come back to the spot. I hit up the broads that I know were down with the “late night special” and I have 4 lined up for the night. I told myself I was going to get one that night and one when I wake up in the morning! Well when I come back to homies crib the dude from my old high school is talking out the *$$ saying that he has this nice looking girl lined up or whatever. You can tell this dude is just attention wh-ring trying to act all cool with everybody. So he calls this chick up and puts her on speaker (attention wh0ring to the max) and just starts yapping at the girl non-stop. I can tell this girl is annoyed as h3ll with this dude too. I forgot all of what was said because one of the chicks I was messing with came. I told this girl I want to do handle bizness in the car because there is no space and too many people at the crib. So she obliges and I go to the car and she gets her ella fitzgerald scat on (oral sex.) After the girls asks if she can use the bathroom so I said alright. She then proceeds to go in the house and use the restroom. As soon as she walks past that attention wh0ring dude the dude starts talking slick stuff saying “A.J. I thought you only liked Dimes.” And I was like I do but I could get dome from most females. He then starts talking all this crap about how his girl would look better than this girl and I replied saying that “I really don’t care. I am not your girlfriend, I’m not stunting you at all.”
After I said this this guy started talking that good sh!t saying “you were lame in hs, you probably still lame, you wack” and just saying some sideways stuff to me. Now this really pissed me off because the way he said it was very disrespectful. I know I was lame in high school even though I played sports, really didn’t start becoming more social until college. So when the girl comes out the bathroom I tell her that she can leave. So she leaves and I told the attention wh0ring dude to put stand up and put his hands up. He then starts talking about how 16 on 3 ain’t fair….. I told him that this ain’t got nothing to do with my frat bruhs and told him that I was about to whoop his butt. He then stands up and starts yapping but when I’m mushing his head and getting my guard up he doesn’t wanna react. He just wants to keep talking crap about this 5 I got head from and saying that he has partnas and I shouldn’t touch him. After enough talking I just grab him by the throat and sling him in the corner (Didn’t throw any punches yet). He trys to over power me but that just ain’t happening, (I might be skinny but that weightroom has definitely been my friend over these past years.) I turn him around so the back of his head is facing me and he is on his knees. I just wanted to teach him a lesson not to be disrespecting me. I slapped him up a couple times but never swung on him because I know I did I would have messed him up for a long time. Especially since I had him in a vulnerable position. The owner of the crib then breaks it up and says there will be no fighting at his crib. So I was like that’s cool and tell the attention wh0re if he wants to fight he can meet me outside and I told him next time I won’t hesitate to swing. Attention wh0re did not say a word since.. .and the fun thing about it is that girl he claimed was coming never even showed up.
So to all you guys that like to attention wh0re. The main reason you have trouble pulling females is because you talk too much. You got to let girls choose you. You basically have to interview a chick so she can become comfortable with you. The art of spitting game is more about reactions to what females say than anything! Don’t talk too much because it will lose you females as well as rub people the wrong way. Anyway, It was very interesting weekend. Very interesting. Just wanted to share with you guys.
Things I've learned
1. Don't roll with ugly hyeenas then wonder why your not pulling dimes.
2. People who talk the most flex the most.
Most of the time down there I was annoyed because I felt like my swag was being messed up by the wack dude and normally I would just tell the guy he was messing us up with the breezies but to be honest I didn't want to be mean to the dude. (This dude just has a lot of problems and I don't want to be the cause of some crime.. seriously).
Maybe I need to get my game up so next time so I can overcome the hyena facter! but it was good to get out of the country city college town!
