How many of you are getting laid tonight?

Guys this just goes to show that a 20 year old hot smoking no-more-than-100 lb athletic sub-A-cupped blond, who you wouldn't EVER mind as a trophy to show off, on your arm, by your side, is not always the best in bed. She's bi and lives with her gf roomies in college. They weren't there yesterday, out boating/camping. She was sick and couldn't go, but got better by yesterday. Maybe that's why our sex together last night was not the best I've had. We didn't kiss that much because I didn't want to get sick from any remnants she might have had left over'; therefore, the kisses (mostly pecks) were not conducive to out-of-control warm love-making which I'd prefer. Anyhow, we fvcked a lot. We transitioned from kissing, me feeling her thin-as-fvck stomach and sides, to her perfect non-abrasive sucking on my dong, to 69 with her small as5hole planted right on my nose and her little (but roomy - we'll get to that later) cvnt situated on my tongue. Like I said, she's bi, so I had problems making her come (maybe her gfs know exactly how to because she LIVES with them?). All I know is, I had trouble figuring this waif out in the cvnt-eating department. What usually works on all other women, didn't satisfy her I could tell. Basically, when I sucked on her cl!t, she'd flinch and move away. MOST girls will just park it right their for a LONG time while I suck away. Only when I was tonging and licking did she not get sensitive and move off of my mouth. Bummer. Her slobbery and masturbatorial treatment of my c0ck on my end felt very fine though, porno-like.

So from 69, she climbs on in reverse cowgirl 1st and her skinny (I've personally never been with a lighter girl - could move her with one arm) as5 and legs allow her to grind like NO fat girl could ever think to grind like a joystick. So much versatility like that. Her pvssy was loose though for such a young thin girl..looks can be deceiving, which is the gist of this post. I'm assuming that she has sooo much sex with her gfs Every day, that that pvss must be stretched and worn from all that. Lesbos just don't care about preserving their pvssies because if they can't get men, then they always have each other...I personally, do not care for bi or lesbian girls for the split affection towards me. I don't like split attention. I like fully consumption of me, I like obsession with ME, not partial reception/conscience. It's a real turn-off.

I enjoyed her in various other positions, but it felt kinda like fvcking thin air cause she's so thin. I've never had a thinner waist. I think she may be on coke??

Anyway, I met her through her gf, the alpha of her group, so I'm thinking of either getting with the alpha either this week or next week or another one of her gfs. I'd like to partake in a 3-some on my birthday (excluding the waif I just fvcked last night) which I told her about coming up.

So, Sunday, I was supposed to meet up with a 31 yr old thin 7 or 8 (according to pics) brunette off of Plentyoffish. We emailed the date and her phone # (valid) Tues, and I made No contact with her until 4 hours before the date Sunday, NO answer to vm, call again no answer to vm. Sooo, I hopped right back on to POF and ran through my vast index of numbers of all kinds of girls I've acquired. While on POF mackin girls through messages, I called a recent early 20ish brunette I'd met, Jessica. She wasn't sure about later on (she hardly even remembered me but I jolted her memory), but I'd call her later to find out for sure if we could hang out.

So I'm on POF, and lo and behold, I've got a bite, and I promise, within less than 5 minutes, this chick is not only giving me her # but is agreeing to meet me at a wine-tasting bar near where she lives. Basically, I told her how disappointed I was in her "sex" that my date from POF just flaked on me. Why? and she was like, "how rude!" and I asked her if she could replace my date. So I drive about 30 minutes to where she's at, and conveniently close to where Jessica's at. I get there, she arrives a couple of mins later. We go to a Mexican eatery instead of the wine bar which was right next to it.

Any way, she's short about 5'2," walks a little funny, looks even funnier. I'm thinking this chick is Fvcked up, and she coaches girls' softball, kind of a sh!t-faced tough girl. I'm like fvck, but I go along with the boring date, just outside on the patio talking in good weather. Not only is she fvcked up all around but she's also stupid. She goes to the bathroom, I get up and when she comes back I say I have to go. And she's telling me about how she's moving out away from her roommates and will be "alone" starting October. I'm thinking, "What are you telling ME for, I'm not gonna fvck you..." but I hug her and rub her back and lower back, and ask her if she's got my # and she's like hope to see you again etc, and we leave. If I'm desperately hard-up in a few weeks then I'll fvck her, but I highly doubt that I'll be hurtin for quality pvss.

So, I call Jessica. Tell her about my "boring" date. She wants me to come over. SEXY voice through the phone. I Know, by now, I'M getting laid. It's for certain, a forgone conclusion.

I get to her place, nice TV, nice fridge, kitchen, bed, like a cottage for a single girl. We talk about our week, what we like to do, and I pretend to pick something off her side of her cheek, and Bam I'm in kissing her. The TV is on, she turns the lights off, I turn them back on and switch the TV off while we're still kissing. She is kinda resembles a D O G in the face, but her bod is Sah-sah-slammin, just unreal how youthful pale that is. She's kind of skittish and unsure about getting declothed but I persist and tell her, "I'm good, don't worry about me" to just go with it...This makes me even hornier that she's kinda innocent, she's kinda not wanting to do it. I remove her shirt and her hot white bluejean shorts, to reveal a blue g-string, God, I'm hard as a rock now, I drop my jeans, slide off my socks, and pull off my shirts quickly, and we make out on the bed, I pull her g-string off, and I start to go down on her, she kinda resists and says she doesn't want me to, and her pvssy is pierced, I'm like, "I just want you to Feel good" and I proceed to lick her cl!t, and she's kinda into it, but I realize that she's just too nervous, and I go back up to her belly, her sternum kissing, then she's lifted up and I undo her difficult bra, it was something to laugh about at least. and her breast are just perfect Bs, I LOVE those girly pink nipples contrasted to her pale skin, I suck the right one. I french kiss her briefly. I feel her breasts in my hands. We get a condom. I can tell she's not too used to this. So I enter her in missionary, and she's soooo tight. I'm like omg. I'm kissing her while fvcking, my favorite thing to be doing anytime in my short life, while on this great Earth. I'm cupping her jaw and hair and fvcking and in push-up position and then laying on her t!ts while fvcking trying not to get us too sweaty. I get her to get on top in cowgirl. Feels sooo fine, but not as fine as when I'm in control of course. I'm feeling her legs as she slowly hops up and down on my pleasure stick. she wants doggie now, so I oblige, this is the best view of just about ANY girl I've fvcked in my lifetime. My God, just so youthful her tight pvss just rolling over my c0ck, and I can see a piece of lint on the upper fold of her vagina. I want to pick it off, but I leave it there so as not to scare her. Just beautiful, my hands on her a5s, I squeeze her booty. I lean forward and caress her undercariage (her excellent small breasts) while still fvcking. While we were in doggie, she kept rubbing her cl!t which gave us extra lube that we didn't have available. Her white cvm looked so pretty on my d!ck (covered by a condom of course).

From there, we get into reverse cowgirl, a position, I feel, she may have not Ever done. I think she may have done it though because she does it fairly well (i.e. without hurting/breaking my erect shaft). So THIS view right here of her just nasty a5s and pvss going in and out in and out, what a sight, I'm in Heaven, her grinding and then going slow to see it in slow-mo, so pretty, so I get her to lean back her back on my chest and stomach and now I'm doing the work and burnin her pvss UP! God that feels soo good, I love it! feeling and caressing her breasts while she lays on me her hair in my face, and I turn her head a little to kiss her ear and side of her lips. I love it when I'm directing all the action.

I start to get back on top of her for missionary again and she reveals to me her swollen pvssy, and this she says is due to her allergic reaction to her Trojan latex condoms, her doctor gave her some lotion which made it even worse (I tell her she has a stupid doctor), so I pull my durex extra sensitives out of my jeans on the floor, and tell her these are better. I lick her swollen pvss a couple of times (she doesn't want me to), and I raise up and say that I'm surprised that her fat pvssy doesn't taste like latex, so I go down on her and lick her swollen pvssy for a minute or so. And we proceed to fvck in missionary, I ask her if she's ready for me to "go off" in her, and she says she doesn't care, that she doesn't mind if we keep going (that all the "boys" she's ever fvcked never lasted more than a hour, that I was a Man, she was getting clingy I could tell). I started plowing her garden hard then, and just rhythmically pulverizing her pvssy and her arms are around me, feeling my back, my neck, and shoulders, and we're kissing passionately and I'm kissing her neck and her jaw, and brushing her hair with my hand, just loving her, and I'm going faster and faster and faster and I exhale air as if I'm taking a punch, and she's obviously wrapped up all in this intensity and I letter rip cvmming all in that junt. I just drain my balls. She's satisfied. When I leave her, she's telling me all this stuff and boring me with stuff about her doctor and her swollen pvssy (I think she may have been self-conscious about it, I really didn't give a fvck) other stuff, and I'm like wtf is she telling me all this sh!t for, as I'm getting dressed, and she's very happy like a bright light and smiling, but I've got to go. I have to work tomorrow. Don't know when I'll see this sexy sexy voiced-thang again, but I sure as H3ll hope this weekend or the next. That was fvcking fantastic!

Go go Poonani!

As for me..

I've got my foreign girl coming over on Thursday. I've written about her here a couple times. Can't wait to plow those sweet cheeks.

Then I guess this weekend I'll be having the same boring sex with my current girlfriend.

My god, I am horrible.

got laid earlier, 2 in a week.. after a 3 week slump

Damn guys, just damn. Damn. Damn. I had the most loving time with a 21 yr old tonight. She's only lived here for 2 yrs from NYC. She was ALL on me about how "cute" I was. We talked a long while about mutual friends, and where I live, and her sister starting her own cleaning business, the economy, about the same routine I Use on All women to start getting physical - it gets me touching her hands. I'll say, "Let me see your hand." And I'll talk about it, the meaning of it. How she was born. I'll say things about her, even if I'm "off," some things I'll be right on, and she'll be amazed that I knew stuff about her, like how feminine girly-girl she is, and how she was never really any good at sports, that she's submissive, etc.

So, we're on her bed in her bedroom, her pictures of family and friends are on the walls. She has very good-looking girlfriends and what seems to be "cool" friends. She can't stop laughing at me and is telling how "so cute" I am. Ok, I just got all my long hair cut off, almost a buzz cut - could that be it?? So I get on all fours in front of her, then drop forward with my hands on both sides of her and in between her legs, and lay a kiss right on her lips. I have built a ton of trust and interest up until this moment which makes our connection greater than any other girl I've seen this summer/fall or year.

I lift off her top and pull off her panties and go to work on her pvssy. I lick, like a little dog would lovingly lick, and I move around the cl!t, I beat up the cl!t with my tongue, I titillate the cl!t licking the outside folds, I gently flick. I go hard. I generally like bald pvssy, but her red-haired landing strip is the most natural fuzzy moss (not too brillo-y) I've ever enjoyed. No hairs got in my teeth to my knowledge. Never did have to spit one out. I loved every moment of my mouth's gentle glide on her tiny girly pink pvss pvss. She came 7 times the whole night and probably 3-4 times here. I believe it was our Connection that made her come like a river, more than she normally would, and more than other girls have with me. It's mental, emotional, all that combined with technique, same as with us kinda. I can come a lot easier if I think of her as potentially being the mother of my son.

So after that, she asks to "return the favor" and sucks me between MY legs now. It feels best when she is getting All of it in her mouth, to the bottom of the shaft. Less good when she's just on the tip and around the middle. Every now and then she'd get down to the base and draw it back up like a retreating tide.

So from there we both apply the rubber to my beautiful c0ck, and she moves on me cowgirl. Very lovingly she rides, her tits occasionally brushing my face. I lay my hands on her lower back and sides, oh so youthful it feels, perfect future mom grips. I lock my arms around her back just holding her as she rides smoothly. She feels so nice, her skin not too silky, just right with a little resistance, say athletic muscular tone. She's a little sweaty, just right, a cool sweat, so loving, this redhead.

I grab her back, and without pulling out of her we flip and transition, me holding her up with my left arm, to missionary. She likes that she never slid off of me, I can tell. She's kissing me while I pump away. I kiss her ear, she my neck, me her mouth, she my cheek, me her neck, me above her eye or forehead. We lay cheek to cheek as I continue thrusting and she continues coming. She's grabbing my back, clawing a little, then my right cheek of my glorious as5, then her heels dig into my hind legs, she clamps me in, punching all my buttons to come but I don't - I can go on forever - I decide when I will come. We go on and on fvcking some more, and I start visualizing our son (not born) playing in our backyard. Whether she knows it or not, this enhances our road to climax. I fantasize about impregnating her and I come into the condom.

Afterward, while in the bathroom, she tells me that No MAN (or woman) has ever made her come 7 times like I just made her come. I called "Bullsh!t" but she insisted with pleading "believe me, I'm telling you the truth" eyes, so I accepted her assertion with "believe me, I'm believing you now" eyes.

I will see her again probably Thursday, if not then Sunday. Even though she seemed so happily satisfied, for some reason, I got the feeling that she did not want to see me so soon again. Why?

I mean, she agreed to see me again before next week, but I sensed a "too much too soon" sentiment from her idk. All I know is I want to fvck her again. It doesn't have to diminish anything we've felt for each other up until now. It won't ruin it. Why do they always think it can't get any better?? I must do better next time than I did this time (and that's a tall order) or it's over!

Poonani Maker said:

Damn guys, just damn. Damn. Damn. I had the most loving time with a 21 yr old tonight. She's only lived here for 2 yrs from NYC. She was ALL on me about how "cute" I was. We talked a long while about mutual friends, and where I live, and her sister starting her own cleaning business, the economy, about the same routine I Use on All women to start getting physical - it gets me touching her hands. I'll say, "Let me see your hand." And I'll talk about it, the meaning of it. How she was born. I'll say things about her, even if I'm "off," some things I'll be right on, and she'll be amazed that I knew stuff about her, like how feminine girly-girl she is, and how she was never really any good at sports, that she's submissive, etc.

So, we're on her bed in her bedroom, her pictures of family and friends are on the walls. She has very good-looking girlfriends and what seems to be "cool" friends. She can't stop laughing at me and is telling how "so cute" I am. Ok, I just got all my long hair cut off, almost a buzz cut - could that be it?? So I get on all fours in front of her, then drop forward with my hands on both sides of her and in between her legs, and lay a kiss right on her lips. I have built a ton of trust and interest up until this moment which makes our connection greater than any other girl I've seen this summer/fall or year.

I lift off her top and pull off her panties and go to work on her pvssy. I lick, like a little dog would lovingly lick, and I move around the cl!t, I beat up the cl!t with my tongue, I titillate the cl!t licking the outside folds, I gently flick. I go hard. I generally like bald pvssy, but her red-haired landing strip is the most natural fuzzy moss (not too brillo-y) I've ever enjoyed. No hairs got in my teeth to my knowledge. Never did have to spit one out. I loved every moment of my mouth's gentle glide on her tiny girly pink pvss pvss. She came 7 times the whole night and probably 3-4 times here. I believe it was our Connection that made her come like a river, more than she normally would, and more than other girls have with me. It's mental, emotional, all that combined with technique, same as with us kinda. I can come a lot easier if I think of her as potentially being the mother of my son.

So after that, she asks to "return the favor" and sucks me between MY legs now. It feels best when she is getting All of it in her mouth, to the bottom of the shaft. Less good when she's just on the tip and around the middle. Every now and then she'd get down to the base and draw it back up like a retreating tide.

So from there we both apply the rubber to my beautiful c0ck, and she moves on me cowgirl. Very lovingly she rides, her tits occasionally brushing my face. I lay my hands on her lower back and sides, oh so youthful it feels, perfect future mom grips. I lock my arms around her back just holding her as she rides smoothly. She feels so nice, her skin not too silky, just right with a little resistance, say athletic muscular tone. She's a little sweaty, just right, a cool sweat, so loving, this redhead.

I grab her back, and without pulling out of her we flip and transition, me holding her up with my left arm, to missionary. She likes that she never slid off of me, I can tell. She's kissing me while I pump away. I kiss her ear, she my neck, me her mouth, she my cheek, me her neck, me above her eye or forehead. We lay cheek to cheek as I continue thrusting and she continues coming. She's grabbing my back, clawing a little, then my right cheek of my glorious as5, then her heels dig into my hind legs, she clamps me in, punching all my buttons to come but I don't - I can go on forever - I decide when I will come. We go on and on fvcking some more, and I start visualizing our son (not born) playing in our backyard. Whether she knows it or not, this enhances our road to climax. I fantasize about impregnating her and I come into the condom.

Afterward, while in the bathroom, she tells me that No MAN (or woman) has ever made her come 7 times like I just made her come. I called "Bullsh!t" but she insisted with pleading "believe me, I'm telling you the truth" eyes, so I accepted her assertion with "believe me, I'm believing you now" eyes.

I will see her again probably Thursday, if not then Sunday. Even though she seemed so happily satisfied, for some reason, I got the feeling that she did not want to see me so soon again. Why?

I mean, she agreed to see me again before next week, but I sensed a "too much too soon" sentiment from her idk. All I know is I want to fvck her again. It doesn't have to diminish anything we've felt for each other up until now. It won't ruin it. Why do they always think it can't get any better?? I must do better next time than I did this time (and that's a tall order) or it's over!

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You are fvcking her and you are thinking of your future son? You dont come until you think about impregnating her? Your beautiful c0ck? Your gorgeous azz? I like you bro, but you're not all there are you? In the mind that is?

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You are fvcking her and you are thinking of your future son? You dont come until you think about impregnating her? Your beautiful c0ck? Your gorgeous azz? I like you bro, but you're not all there are you? In the mind that is?

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Naw man, I'm just using descriptors to show how In to me she was, based almost wholly on my looks, the other part she dug the most was the usual personality stuff, that's usually more of a factor to girls, but she just flat out wanted me sexually mostly bc of my looks. She is a liberal and bi-sexual, with a nose ring, but no tats. I've never had a bi girl say I was better than her girlfriend. She just loved fvcking me, like she thought she was cool by fvcking me. I didn't have to TAKE anything from her, she was all there for me. It required hardly any work, or any barriers to break down bc she was already sexual or horny (these redheads tend to be, I think).

The reason I visualize "our make-believe son" was to make her feel a deeper connection than we already had. Whether she could tell what images I was seeing, who knows, but it was worth a try to imprint a feeling within her to want to become more attached to me, because I don't want to let this one get away - her body is too hot...5'6" great breasts though outwardly pointing and not the firmest, not the best face or honker (freckles), great blue eyes, teeth, lips, very girl hands (so important to me these days, it's an indicator of femininity, manly hands are such a turn-off), feet, pvssy, legs, very shapely & feminine hips, back (no moles or warts - ugh so many women you'd think are fine have a wart or two on her back that just kinda grosses you out), as5. She's not too thin, JUST the right amount of meat. Of course, a baby would thrash all that perfectness.

this guy...first time actually...more updates later though

Man, what a bummer tonight fellas. Got with the 18 yr old from 3 months ago tonight, to finish what never got finished last time, and lo and behold, I'm still not completed i.e. never busted a nut. Everything was going well tonight. We talked talked talked and then she's on top of me (clothed), and I get to feel those glorious youthful breasts again, sucking, kissing, getting in 69 (ass stunk, but I didn't mind because her as5 was so tiny as well as pvss - I could view that for days. She gets on top again, now fvcking, and man she's sooo tight. I haven't had tighter honest to God. So we change positions to missionary and I'm kissing her ear, etc, smelling her makeup, and smoker's breath (hate that). I move her to doggie, and man o man, that's tight, so tight, and fvck fvck fvck if she doesn't stop and tell me that she's too sore, that she's getting a rash in her vagina reaction to the latex, a burning. I'm like, "You've got to be fvcking kidding me..." She's adamant now that she must stop, no matter how much coercion I try to use on her. I finally plead. She starts jacking me off, I'm like fvck this, get dressed and get the fvck out of there. We curse each other out all the way out the door. Can you say, "Next?" That's a crying shame, bc she's so tight, but really, I'm just too tired of this young'uns' sh!t. I can't take it anymore. She needs younger boys who've got no responsibility. I'm just not fast or "cool" enough for these ones that could be my daughter.

One more thing, I set my cellphone down on a low table by the bed, and recorded us talking for 26 minutes (unbeknownst to her) before she moved on top of me. The end of the clip comes right when she's asking, "What's that?" when my phone starts dying before we have sex. What cellphone do you guys recommend so that I can video these girls for longer periods of time?? My carrier is T-Mobile. The G2?

girl is pouting becuase ths thinks i was being too nice/flirty with one of her friends, so no poon for me tonight damnit. i'm horny too

My favorite Poonani post!!
http://sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=165006

I am requesting a life sized photo. We can trade.

This thread is fuccin classic, how did i miss this?

*goes back and starts at page 1*

This thread is absolutely classic

Poonani's blunt honesty and story telling is what is making this shyt golden

and the exchanges between him and concordon, man

I know a lot of guys wouldn't admit to banging a fattie so he has my respect on keeping it a 100

Big Jimbo needs to fall back though, the guy is a troll/hater

Solomon said:

This thread is absolutely classic

Poonani's blunt honesty and story telling is what is making this shyt golden

and the exchanges between him and concordon, man

I know a lot of guys wouldn't admit to banging a fattie so he has my respect on keeping it a 100

Big Jimbo needs to fall back though, the guy is a troll/hater

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Uh, a troll that gets girls that you DON'T EVEN see in your America. If you believe any of this I know why you are doomed to a middle-aged wife and divorce in America. What I say is fact. I back my posts up with fact. What facts do we see here either than a horny 13 year old boy posting stories? Pictures, videos, etc??? Nothing.

This is why American males suffer. You believe the B.S. that you get fed.

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I know a lot of guys wouldn't admit to banging a fattie so he has my respect on keeping it a 100

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life experience bro, gotta do it for the sh1ts and giggles

i went skinng dipping with a group of them at 6am once, literattly got raped in the sea........

kingsam said:

life experience bro, gotta do it for the sh1ts and giggles

i went skinng dipping with a group of them at 6am once, literattly got raped in the sea........

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HAHAHHHAHAH!!!!! This is so fvcking funny. OMG this brought me back over ten years. I was surrounded by 4 at one time in a pool at 3 in the morning. It was supposed to be me, my boy and two other girls. Needless to say my boy ditched me and I don't know where the other two girls came from. Wholly sh!t I was scared that night. I finally came up with the idea to isolate one and take "one" for the team(me and my pride). The only time in my life that I literally AND figuratively knew what it felt like to be a steak. Life experience is right!

waah waah waah

BigJimbo said:

Uh, a troll that gets girls that you DON'T EVEN see in your America. If you believe any of this I know why you are doomed to a middle-aged wife and divorce in America. What I say is fact. I back my posts up with fact. What facts do we see here either than a horny 13 year old boy posting stories? Pictures, videos, etc??? Nothing.

This is why American males suffer. You believe the B.S. that you get fed.

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Blah, blah, blah

Dude I admit you have your moments were your funny, but your anti-America rants is getting stale(and lame) real quick. Listen num-nuts, we got all types of women here. Go to any Big City with a population more then a million your guaranteed to get a bit of everything, if you hate America so much don't come here or stay in Estonia or where the fu*k you at!

Guess what Jimbo, I use to post FR's with pics/vids etc, honestly it doesn't mean ****. Even if I posted a pic with my hand on a girls ass, there is still gonna be a hater like you saying "you didn't bang her, we don't see your **** inside her puss"

My point is this, you are in this thread trolling, and not contributing, all your post are America women are fat, hpv this, poonani and gangbang a black girl that. Your a troll, and a KJ at that. you never post anything that is helpful to anyone's game. Just negative crap. If you get laid, do us a favor write some field reports like poonani, this a great fuccing thread btw (and I will be posting here as well)

don't know why its so hard to believe that he is getting some poon, whether it's from a 19 year old hottie or a fattie. Stop being a trolling hater and do something positive for the sake of the site!

On a positive note!

kingsam said:

life experience bro, gotta do it for the sh1ts and giggles

i went skinng dipping with a group of them at 6am once, literattly got raped in the sea........

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King's so was it a seven-some? ha ha, I'm not gonna lie fatties do give the best BJ's!

Well I got laid...twice today. But it was with my gf so probably not all that exciting to the guys here haha.

Saturday night prospects for getting laid are looking really good. This mid-20s blonde, I either mentioned in this thread or in another thread, kinda stood me up last weekend. My last text from last Thursday evening to her went unanswered until yesterday afternoon I had backups NO need to send yet another text to get unanswered when you've got backups I believe that is why she initiated the text with me yesterday afternoon "as if" nothing was wrong, "as if" no ball got dropped on her part. That's ok, bc if she drops the ball This Sat, I'll call up a backup, or you know what? I think I'll just stay in and not see any hoes this weekend. I sure would get a lot better rest, if I didn't. It's hard work sometimes making a lay happen. Women are fickle. It takes time & energy and driving and gas money, food, drinks, putting up with her friends, putting up with My friends. Sometimes I just want to be alone. This might be the weekend for that, If she drops my balls.

I don't think she will this time though. I will know by tomorrow if she and me will have plans for Sat. It's still iffy. I haven't responded to her last text at 9:19 PM tonight. The text basically says she's checking to see if her roommate will be at her place that night. She don't want me coming over if her roommate and boyfriend/girlfriends, etc will be coming in and out.

She takes yoga classes, is very liberal, just moved here from California. I can tell she's very sexual. Nice breasts as far as I can see. I'm Really looking forward to the time I'm in her, kissing her, and seeing what this "yoga" sh!t is all about...flexibility, I'd imagine.

I Will report.

I believe it will happen Sat. I will be all in/on that. She's a college grad. Most of these hoes I've been with lately aren't. In fact the 18 yr old from last week told me she went back to school this summer trying to get her GED. She was dumb as a sack of nails. Even when fvcking on top she looked like a moron, clueless. Beautiful eyes, though, but BAD attitude. Those young ones just change from A to Z back to G then to M and C, and you can't do nothing about it. They interpret things All wrong. You have to explain yourself to them about offending them on the most minor of minute utterances from your vocal chords. Reptilian she was, just plain Evil. I wanted to just take a fvckin sword and just slay her there, the little snake. But she was cute though, when she was picking up my shoes before throwing them at me. Little ho, I aim to fvck her again later, maybe, if she gets over it.

Back to the blonde yoga mid-20s girl, I hope she's tight! I'm going to eat her, kiss her, fondle her, maybe even eat her ass idk, and explore Numerous positions with her. I can't wait. I hope she goes through with it -- hanging out Saturday evening. I will know by tomorrow.

Well, Fvck. The b!tch flaked on my as5. Two weeks in a row. I'll probably get a message from her mid-week next week. She said that her roommate (and friends) would be around her apartment all night. I asked her to come over to my place but I already knew she wouldn't. Anyway, I called up Jessica from almost a month ago and she and I are hitting the town tonight! I'm fvcking her for sure. She's not answered my sporadic calls for weeks, when I'd call her in an emergency (as in today's case, the flake). I love her shy and weak, helpless voice. It sounds almost Latino, but she's has a French look about her, but I think she told me she's Irish, can't remember. Anyway, GIRLY hands, That's the main thing with me. I'll never see a woman twice unless she has girly hands, unless I'm desperate for some poon. So important, for me.

Can't wait to fvck her doggie and reverse cowgirl. Her backside in those positions is so revealing, nice unobstructed (i.e. no fat hiding the pvss and a-hole) view of her goods. No tats. Wonderful t!tties too. Man I can't wait for a 2nd crack at that. She'll be my #1 before long.

edit: One more thing, the girl I'm seeing tonight lives in a mobile home, and her face is kinda strange-looking, like a, dog (her snout is kinda puggish), but she's sweet, if not "odd" and it's a piece of as5 and I'm horny, so...we'll be rockin her mobile home