My best friend is getting married in mid May. I'm standing up as his best man and want to look damn good rockin a tux. Right now I'm soft and pudgy but not hugely overweight (5'10 190lbs) I'm planning on hitting the gym at the beginning of the new year. Any specific workouts I should be doing...
I do have to say for being a bigger dude himself, he did display some DJ qualities. Yeah they were ginormous girls but he made out with a few of them.
The girls did seem quite desperate though. Even bringing up how he was the perfect guy on the first show. (Desperate)
I have feeling he...
I am an aspiring photographer and got this girl I used to work with to be my first model. When we use to work together we would joke around and have a good time but nothing sexual as it was work. But since, I am no longer there, its time to pounce.
Anyways, she is in my bathroom with the door...
Recently my brother moved out of state for a job. He left his bicycle at my parents house and I grabbed it today when I was over for dinner until I can afford the bike that I want. On a whim tonight I took it for a ride down to the bar a few blocks away with no intentions but having a few pints...
My grandpa passed, earlier this evening so in a fitting send off, I am drinking whisky and listening to Celtic music. Drinking of course causes thinking. I was thinking about how I never really told him I loved him. I did but his closed off nature made it near impossible to feel comfortable...
Today at work, the people around me were talking about relationships and some of the women said something about men being idiots and only following their d1cks. I replied its better than being materialistic like women. I told the story of how a few years ago I won a thousand dollar shopping trip...
A plate of mine recently rescued a female pit bull puppy from a neglectful neighbor who had left her outside at all times with no food or water and very little shelter. Even when it was -5 degrees at night that dog was outside. My plate brought the puppy to me knowing full well that I love dogs...
I'm thinking about saving up some money for a vacation next winter. Somewhere tropical and warm for a week. I was wondering if anybody knew if there was somewhere specific that is geared for young single people? Yeah, I know there is spring break in Cancun and all that, but I was thinking...
I hate christmas music with a passion, it sends me into fits of rage, I turn green get really bigh and destroy things (not literally). With that being said I heard the duet with the Hives and Cyndi Lauper "A Christmas Duel"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5Bzf0PQhc
Also have a few...
I went and hung out with this girl last night. I haven't gotten this kiss yet but there has been lots of kino and IOI's on her part.
Anyways, we're just hanging out having a good time, then we smoked. My game dissolved from there. We just sat on the couch watching Fight Club, barely talking...
Here's a quick run down of whats going on. Back at the end of August the place I was renting was foreclosed on. I had to move but couldn't take my satellite dish. I cancelled the service and they sent my account to a collections company. I had originally had a settlement arranged for 10/10. They...
So, their is the 20 year old girl I take smoke breaks with at work. I've had the thought "wow, I bet she'd be a great fvck" and really thats about it.
Anyways, the other day she was *****ing about some boy and I absent mindedly called him an AFC. Which, then I had to explain what an AFC was...
Its been my birthday for about 20 minutes now (eastern time) and its already going to ****. The 30 days warning I was supposed to get before my landlords house forecloses is not going to happen. As they are not legally landlords (meaning they are not paying taxes off of the rent money they...
I was invited to a party by a "friend" from work and the hottest girl from work was there as well. We got drunk and high and we were all having a good time. Me and this girl end up in the pool in our regular clothes. Well, she ended up in her bra and shorts but thats it. Anyways, being drunk and...
So, I don't know if I am missing all the cues, or if I am just off in some imaginary universe, but in a moment of drunken confusion, I do not know what to make of this whole situation.
Backstory: At a former job, I meet a girl that I make a "friend" as I am in a LTR at the time".I help hook...
Tonight we had the first game of the season for my company's softball team. My first at bat I hit the ball and started running to base. Two steps off home plate my quads felt like they were being ripped in two by fiery daggers. Not just one leg, both of them. It still fvckin hurts to move...
So, my landlord informed me today I have about a month until the house I am renting from them is foreclosed on. I have absolutely squat in savings, I live paycheck to paycheck. The place I'm at now I pay $325 as my lanlord was generous enough to cut me a deal when I kicked the ex out. However, I...
So, I am sure those that have read my posts know about the girl I am trying to work. In case you don't know here is the short of it. We've known each other for years we've never been able to be more than friends because of relationships. I'm now single she's not. She is on the verge of leaving...
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