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Yo skonners, da doc is back with anotha excitin tip. Just remember this tip aint for ponces and gutless AFCs who just wanna whine and sit on there asses! This is serious shiat! If u have watched any action movie there are 2 things that happens in all of em. There is a disaster and the hero...

Dr Beard droppin by to giv shouts to the DJ massiv! Been busy as fock lately man. Got my own gang and we go up the pub and pull birds and get into fights and shiat. I got a whack in the balls the other day tho man! This chick was checkin me out and stuff but she had a bore friend with...

Wud u ever have anal sex with a man? Yo dudez, wud u ever have anal sex with another man or hav any of u already done it? Was it good?

I am reminded of something my mum used to tell me when I was a kid to try and make me into a wussy nice guy. She used to tell me that there were dream trains. 3 of them: The 1st train led to a place where all the good dreams were (flying, superpowers, beating up teachers and stuff)...

You know DrBeard aint usually scard of nothing rite? Well I got this problem and it is really serios! Theres this guy called Dildesh who keeps hanging around me and my boys and he says he wants to be our mate but we dont like him. He keeps pushing us around and he calls me fat bollocks and...

So I was chillin with this ho in the park last nite eatim a kabab and drinking cider. She is all over me tryin to feel me up and keeps tryin to kiss me and stuff and I say "Let me drink my fockin cider!" She sits there all sad and stuff so I say "Look baby, I do u a favour" and I stand up and...

Yo homies! I'm back with another field report! I was at a funeral last week cos my gran's friend Edith died and my mum was saying "you gotta dress smart all in black" and I say "Yo mum, stop tryin to turn me into a ponce! I wear what I want when I want!" We get into this argument and I go put...

I was in da college canteen today + these hot biatches were checkin me out when I walked past and I said "what yo lookin at?" and 1 of em asked if I wear a thong and I did ****y funny on their asses and said "why dont u come to the toilet and find out?" They started laughin and said they couldnt...

Yo! Sendin' shouts out to my homeboys! Sorry I aint been around to give u my advice + help u out but ur favorite badboy Drbeard has been locked in jail for asaultin police officers! I was out clubbin, mackin on some fine ass chicks and these punks came over + accused me of stealin their...

Her husband is the unluckist man in the world!!!! He is married to a ugly fat warpig with blubber arms and she is a friggin PSYCHO too!!! She keeps screamin and wud do my focken head in! Why the frig would any dude stick with this maniac...

Yo keyboard jockeys! The Dr is back in da house with a link for ya! I dont come to this afc site much any more cos u cant handle my methods so heres some of the mystery stuff for yo wussies. http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3490173 This aint no illegal link so the mods betta not...

I kno sum of u will take the piss outta me but it is realy worryin me. Last nite I had a dream I was in a gay relationship with my mate and it was really horrible. He kept tryin to kiss me + I kept turnin away and sayin we should do something else but he give me a quick kiss on the mouth and...

Hey yo all. I come ere + see the mods deleted my post where I prove to u all the haters I am getting hot biatches! I just got anotha photo emailed to me on myspace yo. Not safe 4 work! http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4383/drbeard1sd.th.jpg I reckon this will be 2 contraversial...

I got this hot chik mailing me on Myspace. She kept neghitting me and playin hard to get but when I told her I aint into relatonships she gets mad. Then I go after her friends and she gets even more mad! I been using ****y funny on her ass but it aint working. Here are the mails she sent. How do...

U guys r a load of ponces + u need to grow a pair of balls. Stop whining + crying every time a biatch givs u a hard time + dump her ass + go in the field + pick up some more totty. U dont need slags who mess u around if you are a real man! U need to stop been so scared to approach + stop...

A man walks into a resturant and the waiter asks for his order. The man says "I'll hav the crocodile and make it snappy". The waiter returns with a living crocodile and it bites the man in the d!ck! The waiter laughs and says "you always were a fool!" Then the crodocile turns to the...

Yo homies it is dr beard comin at ya! I aint been here for ages cos I been out in da field and hangin with my bros and yo keyboard jockys should do the same or you wont get laid except by yo hand!! I was at college right and i been checking out this hot biatch for ages in the canteen. she...

ok dudez I was talkin to my mate and we were disgussing what would be the worst punishment to do to one of our enemies. We said the worst would be to let THEM choose from a list. So then if someone said you GOTTA choose 1 of these options or we kill your family what would you pick? These...

My mate was talking about how he sucks his own knob and I say it aint even possible! I aint tried it myself cos I aint no pervert but there aint no way you can bend down that far. OR is there some way of doing it or like some exercises you can do to get flexable enuff? I dont need to do it...

I posted this in tips but it got banned. The mods msgd me and told me it was to contraversial and too advanced for most guys here. I got mad at 1st and threatened to hit them but they said newbies will all want to try this shiat out and it will get em in trouble and mite get em killed even which...