Recent content by Montague_Leach

Don't fool around with married women my friend, being a homewrecker going after married poosey is for the vulnerable. I knew a lad who spent an afternoon with a married lady, her husband broke his legs three days later after he found out about their rendezvous.

When the 'ol pecker isn't as firm and hard as it used to be, there is no shame in getting a little extra enhancement from a pill if you know what I mean. No use in going in with a soft noodle to be embarrassed leaving the lass unsatisfied. The pecker should be hard as a pickle, not limp as a...

My friend, playing with her hair doesn't mean she really likes you. Women will play with their hair when talking to people. Wait until you know this lass better before you decide on making her girlfriend material. Get more acquainted with these lasses before you take them out, makes the...

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Ah, it appears this lass only needs you to look important around your mates my friend. Her gentleman friend that she blew you off for was plugging her hole with his pipe for the last two months if you know what I mean. You feel that you should have the honor of reaming her a good one too eh? My...

Ah, my friend, you were only good enough to be stroked by the hand of her cherry palm. Your sword and fingers never even came close to touching her fun box. When you are denied the access to her poosey don't let her emasculate you as she pleasures herself with a prosthetic penis. Your lasso...

Ah, looking for a return rate on some poosey you already used. I wouldn't use text messaging for an occasion such as this my friend. Talking directly with the lass is always your best option when you can see what she wants to get out of you. Now that you established your communication with the...

You want to bend the hostess with the mostess over and give her a good reaming eh? What is this Twin Peaks you speak of my friend? One would assume large breasted girls who are the help with the "twin peaks" if you know what I mean. Very nice, establishing friendly relations with the...

Ah, you feel a bit inferior my friend after hearing about the other lads who intruded her arsehole. Yes, you feel that you should have the pleasure of reaming her a good one as well eh? Never put your sexual pleasures before your religion my friend, then you won't feel she has to owe you an...

My goodness, why are you still milking the cow with all these beautiful lasses around my friend? That rod should be intruding a warm vagina, not being stroked by the hand of your cherry palm. When the 'ol pecker isn't as firm and hard as it used to be, there is no shame in getting a little...

My word, looking at some of these comments would make you gentlemen appear to be White Knights. There are always going to be evil lads and lasses in the world who do horrible things to people. Naming all women as evil would be outlandish, but there is no shame in calling a woman evil who...

Quite frankly, you should be insulted by the behaviour of this lass my friend. Twice she had the opportunity to spend time with you, both of those opportunities she turned you down. I'd say nothing more to her my friend, your time should be more important than a list of things had to do. Find a...

This one has to be deleted from the list, no girl in the world who got dumped by a guy she really liked is going to lose feelings in 2 days or even 2 weeks after meeting a new guy. I agree with the others you have listed though. Good job!

You're better off meeting new women instead of going back for old chicks. They have moved on and probably won't be too friendly to you when you contact them.

Every woman has an opportunity to cheat. What matters is if she acts on it or not.