Recent content by elmo

uh...isn't it paddle boating?

oxide...thanks, but no thanks. in a few weeks i will be in kharkov. no need for don juan skills in that place. i have yet to find a place that has more beauty than kharkov or odessa. simply stunning. i feel really sorry that you are forced to stay in america. i could never go back to the...

drop everything and read this book. all of your problems will be solved. trust me. Clicca Qui!

oxide...i won't argue with you. you live your life (2,300 plus posts included), and i will live mine. peace.:flowers:

oxide... do you know anything about russia or ukraine? can you speak the language? how much time have you spent in the region? i have spent close to two years (off and on) in the region, i speak the language, and i know all kinds of people (from the wealthy to the poor). don't compare me to...

Nocturnal...nice post. Livepost...keep the spirit alive. :yes: 98% of the men in america live boring, desperate, and sad lives. you can see it in many of the posts on this board. america was once the greatest place on earth because men were not afraid to take chances and follow their...

if she plays softball there is a high probablility that she is a member of the future lesbians' club. maybe that is why she is acting strange. elmo's advice : wait until you can drive before you try getting a girl.

biketrials hit the nail on the proverbial head. prom is about making money for businesses and schools. 95% of the world doesn't have such a thing...and 95% of the world is getting along just fine.

since when did american broads become fashion gods? aren't we talking about the same group that likes to wear flip-flops all the freaking time? american broads still remind me of linebackers (low to the ground and really wide).

anything but armani exchange. armani exchange is a low end brand that is aimed at the usa/canada market. you can't even find the stuff in milan because no milanese would be caught dead in such junk. at least banana republic isn't trying to fool people with a misleading name. i would...

well, what you want to do is take her for a nice long drive. try listening to a little...uh...wtf!?...you can't even drive yet! damn! i had a foolproof plan if you could drive. get back to me when you get your license.

"10's don't walk by that often..." especially not in vancouver. to be fair to my canadian friends, there are only about three places where i have seen a high number of "10's". none were anywhere close to north america.

high school is the best time in your life to be a loser. in saying that, if you die tomorrow your life really did suck. :cry:

people don't like loud types. the one way around being short is to have money. simple as that. money can make a short man very tall. as a matter of fact, instead of learning lame tips on how to get females just make money. money will get you what you want.

rule #1...if you think you are funny you probably are not. the only funny people i know are people who take themselves way too seriously. guys who think they are funny are usually either immature, stupid acting, or would be better off listening rather than talking all the time. rule...