Make love to me, right now. Pound me like a maniac.
TRANSLATION
" I obviously weigh 300 poundsI love you because you don’t even notice me. Isn’t ironic ! I see you strumming your guitar, singing love songs and being funny with the hot chicks around… they’re all glad to know you : you provide...
*Woman holding an icepak to her black eye*
"I know deep down inside he really cares about me! *sob, sniff*".
Very insightful and funny... keep 'em coming.
[This message has been edited by CHALENGE GUY (edited 04-07-2002).]
Nice
------------------
Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
- Roosevelt
Heretics shall perish. Please read the Bible. It is is a whole vast world of wisdom, beauty, and moral truth.
THE DJ BIBLE
AH.... Social proof.... the miracles it can do !
Excellent post dude.
How about this one : throwing used condoms, bras and panties everywhere in the car...
Just kidding.
Keep up the good work.
[This message has been edited by CHALENGE GUY (edited 12-01-2001).]
Excellent post.
Listen guy : here's the deal :
FEMALE : attract male
MALE : approach her
When she starts mentionning other guys : she's saying
GRAB YOUR FREAKIN BALLS STUPID
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.