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Microphone Fiend
03-26-2006, 08:48 AM
Alright fellas, this is for the guys who like older women. What are the responses you give when they say "But you are too young..." or whatever BS front they can throw up before they let us at the pvssy. Lets try and make this archive worthy...


Her: You are young enough to be my son
You: Yea, but also old enough to be your man



Her: How old are you?
You: I am....old enough not to answer that question



Her: You're too young
You: Age aint nothing but a number...Speaking of which how can I contact you next time you want a young stallion such as myself?

DJsparky
03-26-2006, 08:53 AM
im 18 and i was talking to a 25 year old hb 8

Hb 8: Your too young for me sweetheart.
Me: Well i bet guys your age dont even know how to satisfy you in ways you could never imagine.

With this she seemed to like me.

Microphone Fiend
03-26-2006, 08:55 AM
Her: You are too young?
You: WHAT???? I just saw How Stella Got Her Groove Back all Im missing is the Jamaican accent mon!



Her: You havent even told me your age yet
You: I can't remember the date. Dont worry, when we start going out, I'll remember anniversaries and the likes ;)



Her: How old are you
You: My mommy said always say 25



Her: How old are you
You Old enough to know better..........but young enough to function extremely well without viagra

check_mate_kid_uk
03-26-2006, 09:00 AM
Her:Your to young.

You: thats funny, i was thinking the exact same thing about you! I prefer more mature women.

P.S. I would never use this because i dont actualy prefer older women!

DJsparky
03-26-2006, 09:02 AM
Her: Your to young.
Me: Well i can say your to old you know but your still here speaking to me.

snobby
03-26-2006, 09:29 AM
If a woman tells you that you're too young for her, then it actually means that you're not man enough for her. that is actually what it means, and I doubt any cocky comeback will change her opinion about that....UNLESS it is just another test women use. You have to build an overall opinion of yourself.

Demi Moore is way older than Ashton Kutcher, yet she is about 10 years older than him.

Women want a man, and if you are a man, it doesn't really matter if you are a few years younger than her.

About 2 years ago a woman used this on me at a club with my friends. I know that I didn't respond back with the best line exactly - I think i have improved my game since then - but I responded with something like this I think it was-

'Just because I don't smoke cigars and I'm not fat and bald or buy you drinks doesn't mean that I'm not a good kisser.'

Not the best line, but for me it worked since I said it with a straight face and in a charming manner. :) Turns out that after that I had a one night stand.

Badmannaz
03-26-2006, 01:08 PM
im actually in this boat right now!!!

i think it takes a real MAN to pull older girls..even if it's a couple years to ten years..

You have to persistent...you have to be better...smoother...etc

hb8.5 actually says to me "im not dating younger guys anymore i can't take that risk"

BM:"well you can't judge on age but the mind, N how he treats u"

i was persistent and now she's damn near in love w/ me...a Rafc pulling a hb8.5 who constantly get's hit on all the time...but can't look at any other guy now.......THX SOSUAVE:up:

elmo
03-26-2006, 10:05 PM
swampwiz...could you be more direct next time?

Microphone Fiend
03-28-2006, 07:57 PM
i guess cuz he's 40? w/e

KillaPetehog
03-28-2006, 08:06 PM
reply: you're too damn old.



all right...let's be serious.

KNOW THIS RULE ABOUT WOMEN!!!

A woman who is 18 to 24...will not go for a guy who's 2 years younger than her. Only if the guy acts and LOOKS older and more mature than her..will she go for a younger guy. Women prefer to go for men who are the same age or older. Now...once that bytch hits 25...she'll go for a younger guy. At age 25, "marriage" is clicking in thier heads. They realize that their biological clock is ticking...and it's at this point that women began to go for guys that are younger. It's also because at age 23..(2 years younger than 25)...the man is much more mature and much more experienced and more suitable to the woman. Believe me...a guy who's 23 years old thinks and looks at the world differently from a guy who's 17...all the way up to 21..

I look back at some of the shyt I've done when I was 19 years old...and man...that was some stupid shyt. I like to think I'm wiser.

Hey..it's not so bad fellaz...cuz when you get older you'll be ******* the hell out of a young and hot breezy. Please use intelligence..and make sure they are at least 18.

Cruise
03-28-2006, 08:15 PM
reply: *look down at your sack and say*... whaddya think Jimmy? Is she right?


:rockon:



this should at LEAST let her know what wavelength YOU'RE on... that of course only if that's what you're really getting at.

Microphone Fiend
03-28-2006, 08:33 PM
reply: you're too damn old.



all right...let's be serious.

KNOW THIS RULE ABOUT WOMEN!!!

A woman who is 18 to 24...will not go for a guy who's 2 years younger than her. Only if the guy acts and LOOKS older and more mature than her..will she go for a younger guy. Women prefer to go for men who are the same age or older. Now...once that bytch hits 25...she'll go for a younger guy. At age 25, "marriage" is clicking in thier heads. They realize that their biological clock is ticking...and it's at this point that women began to go for guys that are younger. It's also because at age 23..(2 years younger than 25)...the man is much more mature and much more experienced and more suitable to the woman. Believe me...a guy who's 23 years old thinks and looks at the world differently from a guy who's 17...all the way up to 21..

I look back at some of the shyt I've done when I was 19 years old...and man...that was some stupid shyt. I like to think I'm wiser.

Hey..it's not so bad fellaz...cuz when you get older you'll be ******* the hell out of a young and hot breezy. Please use intelligence..and make sure they are at least 18.
hmmm...interesting...I see where you are coming from...IMO, there are women who arent thinking about children, or already have them. I think that the idea of women only going for guys their age is a limiting belief. Plus, not every relationship is expected to go the distance. As long as you have your foot in the door you have chance. I think that are what these lines do...give you a chance to display some personality that make her re-evaluate her opinion of you and break her state. Something like talking to your **** can seem a little immature perhaps tho, lol.

Gonzalo
03-29-2006, 04:05 AM
C'mon guys, no need to reply with lame, bitter stuff. Go CF:

- Well, you're actually lucky, because I normally don't roll with older women, but if you behave I'll do an exception with you ;) [David D, I think].

- OK, I'll give you a minute to get over the age thing... [silent pause for a moment] (Mystery).

Or something like that... you have to hijack the situation back to where it is YOU who's qualifying HER. Do it in a playful, funny way, and you're set. I've used the above lines, just two examples, a few times--women are like fruit... when they're just ripe, they're at their sweetest.

G

JHeights83rd
03-29-2006, 10:30 AM
18 yr old men are at the bottom of the food chain. You are dependent on your parents, you have no crib of your own, no car, no career, no financial stability. Limited experience and knowledge of women and game. What can you bring to the table? Its hard for her to see you as a man.

40 yr old man can get on top of his game. (Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Denzel Washington, Jack Nicholson) all sex symbols 40+
Where are 40 yr old women? They lose their looks and are less desirable.

So unless youre game is tight and you have your own car, crib, steady income, its hard for her to see you as a man. Your still dependent on your parents. Thats the equivalent of a man her age that lives with his mom and has no job.

Gina8147
04-16-2006, 10:01 PM
When the lady says, "How old are you? Are you not too young?" Example: She is 40 and you are 25:

Respond to her by asking:

Don't you remember being 25?
Didn't you feel mature at that age?
Did you like men that were older?

Then you could say something like:

I bet you are a good teacher!
Older women are the best!

Something like that would be my advice.

I remember when I was 25, and I always looked up to the older people!

Gina

Freewheelin Frank
04-16-2006, 10:09 PM
18 yr old men are at the bottom of the food chain. You are dependent on your parents, you have no crib of your own, no car, no career, no financial stability. Limited experience and knowledge of women and game. What can you bring to the table? Its hard for her to see you as a man.

40 yr old man can get on top of his game. (Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Denzel Washington, Jack Nicholson) all sex symbols 40+
Where are 40 yr old women? They lose their looks and are less desirable.

So unless youre game is tight and you have your own car, crib, steady income, its hard for her to see you as a man. Your still dependent on your parents. Thats the equivalent of a man her age that lives with his mom and has no job.

Bingo!

I am 18 myself and I think the particular junction of life I'm at right now does make it much more difficult to pull chics. Especially because in my case I already graduated from High school a year ago so I'm in a really akward position. I just can't go for high school chics, but the ones that are 18/19 seem to want older guys a lot of the time...

And for the reasons you said, older women definitely don't want anything to do with dudes in my position in life. Fortunately I'm starting culinary school in the fall and within one year I'll be able to go to work, so by 19 I'll already be out in the "real world" as far as my financial situation(I'll have a real job and not some crap at McDonalds, Starbucks, a library etc.).

So for me this position won't last but another year or two. But for a lot of guys it lasts into their mid 20s(if they aren't going to technical school and are pursuing a B.A./B.S. or higher).

Its weird how our granddads were usually out and their own and already married by their early 20s usually but many of us are stuck in this semi-adult lymbo for years.

Cruise
04-16-2006, 11:39 PM
I boned 2 chicks who were seniors when I was a freshman in h.s. And I don't remember any lines.


I'm 24, and I boned 3 chicks over 30 years old. And I don't remember any lines.



All I remember is, I didn't pay attention to that objection. Was never an issue. I just blew it off with a "so what" attitude and kept driving into my point... that I wanted them... BAD... as if I was ready to take 'em on at that very moment.

Worked for me.

Freewheelin Frank
04-16-2006, 11:42 PM
^I hope I'm bold like that someday.

userwhat?
04-17-2006, 05:53 AM
her: your too young for me.

yeah but you know what they say...your as old as the woman you feel...

superchristx
04-17-2006, 08:36 AM
That girl should not have been using age against you, it is a two edged sword that will cut her twice as bad for being old.

"Yeah, I'm not as old as you are, but I won't hold that against you."

^ This one is actually a powerful weapon, my stepdad gave it to me when I was dating a girl 6 years older than me. And I waited to use it, until she asked me my acual age. Like I said, this one might be too heavy for many girls, as it draws attention to the fact that society doesn't value them for being old.

"I'm very mature" (while looking down my nose at them w/ a sleazeball smile.) > This is my standard, though its not really clever.

"Really, fascinating. Give me some examples of your maturity. How much do you pay for insurance per month? How many tax deductions are you entitled to? Do you take fiber supplements?" > This one is for girls who think they're hot stuff, but they're really living off daddy's credit card or maybe they're just going into debt. For this she has to be a faker, because if she really pays taxes and eats citrucel, you've got a boring convo on your hands.

******** Question: Is this what is referred to as framing? I am not YOUNG, it is you that is OLD. Somebody tell me.